GreG Lingwoodock

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+1'd on the play store
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[GreG Lingwoodock @GreG_213]

They say there's a person capable of murder in every friendship group...

I suspected it was Dave, so i killed him before he could kill us.

[GreG Lingwoodock @GreG_213]

Day 20: Still lost at sea. Crew thinks I know how to plot a course with a protractor. I just like making it walk on the map. Pointy leg man.

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If you pull a lizard's tail off, it will grow back. If you pull it off again, the lizard will be like "dude."

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*begins to shed skin violently*
New year, new me

[GreG Lingwoodock @GreG_213]

Me:Sometimes I squat on the floor, put my arms around my knees and lean forward.
Friend:Why?
Me:Because that's how I roll.

[GreG Lingwoodock @GreG_213]

If by yoga you mean stretching from my bed in an awkward way to plug my phone into the charger, then yes, I do yoga every day..

[GreG Lingwoodock @GreG_213]

What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves...HA! Just kidding, I really don't know what he got...

He hasn't opened it yet.

[GreG Lingwoodock @GreG_213]

I did play sports, until I realized you can just buy the trophies...

Now I'm good at everything.