Greasy 🇺🇸

Came here for news and a bit of humor. Unfortunately "follower chasers" rule the day. My pinned post argues my position.

[Greasy 🇺🇸 @Greasy]

@elonmusk It should be…
RUDE (rapid unscheduled disassembly event).

[Greasy 🇺🇸 @Greasy]

If you post any of the following, there is a 99% chance you are gullible, or you were a poser in high school.

1. Posting any picture and asking "What do you see?" or "Who's going to tell him/her?"
2. So and so said "blah, blah, blah"...what are your thoughts?
3. A video of yourself pointing to another video while laughing uncontrollably or making idiotic faces.
4. Calling someone a "Goat"
5. Saying so and so is playing 4D chess.
6. Saying so and so is getting "owned",
7. Posting anything mentioning “Breaking the Internet”. A stupid post or video is not going to break the Internet.
8. Posting a selfie and saying "feeling confident", or "feeling pretty" (or any similar rubbish).
9. Posting a picture of an old veteran or a dog and saying "I bet he/she will not get any likes"
10. Reposting a post with an obvious position or statement, and asking "do you agree?" or "what do you think?"
11. It's my birthday...blah, blah, blah.
12. Replying to any post saying "Lets Go!" or "This is the way!"
13. Posting obvious sympathy or "look at me" posts (pray for me because blah, blah, blah).
14. Posting a link to other users asking me to follow these wonderful patriots.
15. An image showing a riveting question like "How old were you when you found out...?"
16. Emotional videos of people putting on magical colorblind glasses.
17. A list of life events or places, and asking me to give myself a point for each that I have done.
18. Serious close-up video of yourself splaining to me about some topic as if you are the authority.
19. Any video of people dancing, then adding a caption such as "my mood".
20. Random religious picture with a silly made-up caption. Believe or don't believe...I don't need to know.
21. Any blatant shill for gold or crypto. Bonus...saying "to the moon!" is dumb.
22. I am so close to "XX" impressions or followers..."Please help me get there!"
23. Reposting some legal jargon stating "I do not give this platform permission..." and expecting it to have any legal weight.

I am guessing there are more, but I'm tired. If this is you...please stop!

[Greasy 🇺🇸 @Greasy]

@elonmusk I am guessing there is zero chance you or your team sees this. But, if you want X to be a go-to news source, it would help if you could timestamp the original reposted content. I often see stories that are weeks old posted as breaking information. This waters down actual news.