Dan Alvarez

[Dan Alvarez @GreasyGandalf]

@AnukwuChidubem @sleepytrademark @ChrisCrossSauce Malicious Ignorance

[Cam Boozer ROTY @drivesIowly]

kanye is the only mf that can survive a hitler arc

[Jon Graham @jcjgraham]

One of my Arby running gags was Chief thinking of Microsoft Points introduced in 2005 as national currency. Fragban, TOSERS -- can all my stupid shit made up for the show stop coming true, please?

[🕐HOURLY🕑 shitpost @hourly_shitpost]

https://t.co/kZyeOlvkQ4

[Danny Brown @xdannyxbrownx]

Reading is fundamental

[Dan Alvarez @GreasyGandalf]

@Milf_HunterX 🐀

[Dimdv @Dimdv99]

In medieval times, there was a jester named Roland the Farter, who served Henry II of England. His job was to perform a jump, a whistle, and a fart every Christmas for the king’s amusement. He was rewarded with a manor and 30 acres of land for his services. However, one year he failed to fart on cue, and the king was so displeased that he ordered him to be hanged. Roland begged for mercy and promised to fart twice as loud next year. The king agreed to spare him, but only if he could fart three times as loud. Roland accepted the challenge and spent the next year eating beans and cabbage to prepare for his performance. He managed to impress the king with his triple fart and saved his life.

[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

Triboulet was a jester for Louis XII, the King of France from 1498 to 1515. He is perhaps most famous for slapping the king on the butt. This act greatly angered the king, and he threatened to have Triboulet executed. After taking a moment to calm down, the king decided to spare Triboulet's life if he could think of an apology that was more offensive than what he had just done to the king.

Triboulet went on to say, "I'm so sorry, your majesty, that I didn't recognize you! I mistook you for the Queen!" While Triboulet's response was clever and indeed more offensive, it broke an order that prohibited anyone from making fun of the queen. The king decided to proceed with the execution but allowed Triboulet to choose how he would die. With his life on the line, Triboulet replied, "Good sire, for Saint Nitouche's and Saint Pansard's sake, patrons of insanity, I choose to die from old age."

The speechless king could do nothing but laugh. He canceled the execution and decided to banish Triboulet.

[Science girl @sciencegirl]

The Hybrid Air Vehicles Airlander 10, initially known as the HAV 304, is a hybrid airship crafted by the British company Hybrid Air Vehicles (HAV). This unique aircraft features a helium airship structure along with supplementary wing and tail components. It utilizes a combination of aerostatic and aerodynamic lift principles for flight and is driven by four ducted propellers powered by diesel engines.

[Wu Tang is for the Children @WUTangKids]

If you didn’t realize Woody was gone after his SNL monologue well now it’s official

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Former US Intelligence Agent David Grusch says under oath that the US government is in possession of UFOs and non-human biologics.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

You are free to be your true self here

[Roger @RogerFuentesIII]

This how I be in the bathroom at 54th street after 2 long islands

[Dan Alvarez @GreasyGandalf]

We need to get these warmongers in a ufc ring to settle shit out like men. Get your terms settled out before the fight winner takes what they need. Wars are just a waste of manpower like play a game of chess or something damn get with the times

[Dan Alvarez @GreasyGandalf]

@clownworld Despise this song even more now

[Ninja Sex Party @ninjasexparty]

ass

[Dan Alvarez @GreasyGandalf]

@hunter_valenz My friend joe