Ricky “The Gator” Epstein

White Boy of the Year ‘10 | Father of 4 Girls (one trans) | Blinn ‘12 | Pike President ‘11 | Confederate Man | Former Brazzer’s analyst | Whippet Lover | Texas

[Ricky “The Gator” Epstein @GreasyProstate_]

Fit to visit my buddy in Houston this weekend

[Ricky “The Gator” Epstein @GreasyProstate_]

@GoodBoyRaceP2 MAGA

[Ricky “The Gator” Epstein @GreasyProstate_]

Fit to visit my buddy in Houston this weekend

[Ricky “The Gator” Epstein @GreasyProstate_]

Currently in the middle of a who’s better conversation between memorial and Jesuit Dallas #pipeline

[Ricky “The Gator” Epstein @GreasyProstate_]

@geothenailjon63 It fucks hard George #yn

[Ricky “The Gator” Epstein @GreasyProstate_]

Not proud of it man enough to say it: 8 ball, 5 beers, stun me #trifecta

[Ricky “The Gator” Epstein @GreasyProstate_]

I mean take a photo it’ll last longer fellas #sec #expand the fuck out of looking at ur buddies girl’s ass

[Ricky “The Gator” Epstein @GreasyProstate_]

“Get a job!” Screams the left #daddysmoney #wetbananas

[Jeff “Erson” Knox, FRM @jeffknox55]

I could be paralyzed and still find a way to turn off Zach Bryan

[Ricky “The Gator” Epstein @GreasyProstate_]

Just got cut from the internship. Time to move onto bigger things this summer.
$30 - geekbars
$20 - air bars
$45 - cake bars
Real buyers only. Mobile Monday-Tuesday
#expandthefuckoutofthistohighschoolers
Also dm for bag

[Ricky “The Gator” Epstein @GreasyProstate_]

@hughgrection091 Hugh, I got shotgun. Lmk the time

[Ricky “The Gator” Epstein @GreasyProstate_]

Give me Cornett at the 1, lily lang at the 2, me at the 3 (glue guy), kowalski at the 4, and ofc gabby Ellis at the 5 due to her box tech #teammunch #expand BALL UP TOP!

[Jimmy DeLuca, MBA @JimmyDeLuca6]

Genuinely don’t know what the fuck came up on my evening doomscroll but #ToEachTheirOwn

[Ricky “The Gator” Epstein @GreasyProstate_]

@isocaffrey Worst of the worst man. Praying for you

[Ricky “The Gator” Epstein @GreasyProstate_]

Fuck OKC #timotheechalemet

[Ricky “The Gator” Epstein @GreasyProstate_]

30 followers left pocket dox #sec

[Ricky “The Gator” Epstein @GreasyProstate_]

You vs the guy she tells you not to worry about #brainfog #waterpipe #plug

[Ricky “The Gator” Epstein @GreasyProstate_]

Decided to dm a derby horse #pumahousecall yes I will be in a an all salmon fit #jerseymoney

[Ricky “The Gator” Epstein @GreasyProstate_]

“Just be yourself during rush” #boomer #preesh

[Ricky “The Gator” Epstein @GreasyProstate_]

@sargeantsniff3r Sport has GOTTA be a classic #glueguy

[Ricky “The Gator” Epstein @GreasyProstate_]

Uninstalling, goodnight #greeklife #squid