King

I Am

[King @GreatBhadela]

@Petitepinkky Kkkkkk

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

Who’s gonna win the World Cup? 🏆🍿

[Him 👨🏽‍💻 @paulmhlongo_]

On September 28, 2019, my best friend and I were chilling and gaming. Around 10 PM, we decided to go out for drinks. We usually walk and Uber back since we live close to the spot, but my friend insisted on driving, which was fine. Anyway, it was a short drive from Morningside to Newscafe Sandton.

We arrived and started drinking, but the place wasn't vibey. Around 12, we decided to head next door to Taboo. When we got there, the place was buzzing, and Queen Twerk (Faith Nketsi) was performing on stage. We settled in at the bar. After a few beers, I went to the loo. On my way back, I bumped into a very nice hun, greeted her, and she showed no resistance. We had a pretty interesting convo, I pulled her close, and we started kissing until one of her friends tapped her on the shoulder. We separated and exchanged numbers.

At this point, I'm super drunk, the music is loud, and the blue lights are doing their thing. When I got back to the bar, I found my friend chilling with two ladies. I greeted them and sat down. These girls weren't drinking anything; they looked sober. My friend pulled me close and said, "I've been talking to these ladies while you were gone, and they agreed to leave with us. Are you game?".

Intoxicated and horny, who am I to decline? I agreed, and he told them we should leave. We left, and he drove straight to the Engen filling station on Rivonia Road because we needed to get some supplies. When we got there, he hopped out of the car, and before I could open the door, the chick I was sitting with in the back pulled me in and started kissing me. Meanwhile, her friend went into the store with my friend. We got to the house, rolled joints, opened a bottle of gin, and continued drinking.

[K @kourtneyinhell]

Is that your brother

[PRINCE KAYBEE @KabeloMusic]

How do I get hold of this guy? Need to drop🫶🏾

[Papi @football_papi]

I have so much respect for y'all craft . This was so close @Ziggy_Diver1
@15TeeJay @lucaskagiso @TK_KHANYE @Ziggy_Diver1 @IamVuvu710 @JustMo87001737
@LindoMkhi @kolobe_88 @PunterSpace @Twince8l_M
@Stylist_Khanye @jaybug1313
@zubenathihlong2

[Null @Vhoyde]

Wild how you can easily pick up the hierarchy here

[kcN @KcnYzy]

The Story of Kanye & Donda West
—a thread

[Maglera Doe Boy @MagleraDoeBoy]

The broers are cooking me in that quoted tweets eh😂💔

[Eugene Khoza @eugenekhoza]

And this is entertainment neh?

[fairy? @bbyliyahx]

I love how Bantu Education South Africans say “really”

[Sjava indlalifa @Sjava_atm]

Njengoba uyikhumbi kwawena nje

[Cheslin Kolbe @CheslinKolbe]

To God be the Glory 🙏🏽🇿🇦

[Every Movie Plug @everymovieplug]

STREET FIGHTER 🍿📽
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[. @Veetra__]

AFTER DEATH, FEAR WOMEN!!! 😪

"Not me thinking I've gotten the woman of my life and deciding to commit to this girl who seemed to me like she's the ideal woman to spend my life with when all I was doing was signing my own death sentence.

I even went to an extent of introducing this person to all my family and friends and she became a major part of my life. She was welcomed into my home with warm hands.

You'd swear she had a love potion on me. From 2019 till recently I never had any doubt she's the one. I never even laid a hand on her, or any woman for that matter coz I'm so against GBV and beating up someone who can't fight back.

So I tolerated her disrespect and direct words telling me I'm a coward coz I just took things lightly and thought it's because we're arguing so she'll come around.

It was up until this past weekend when I decided to cut ties with her because as a man, you just know when your girl is up to no good and there were also rumors of her being involved with other guys while I was at school in joburg and left her at my parent's house since she had personal issues staying at her own home so as her boyfriend I thought it's safer for her there.

So I came back home to tell her we're over and she should leave my premises. This is when she went crazy and made several attempts of killing me. The last attempt leading to permanent damage on my face and body as she showered me with boiling water. In front of my family bro!

I'm in hospital as I'm typing and thinking about all of this is slowly killing me. I wish I knew what valid reasons she had to do something so heartless when I only had good intentions for her.

I'm damaged for life and she's still out there living her best life. I'm sure if tables were turned I would've been in prison as we speak. She can apologize all she wants but it doesn't even replace a graft of my skin. After death, fear women!"

[DaTrackAddict™️ @DJTRACKADDICT]

@terracemartin Sum JanJack remixed🎶💨

[Team DREAMVILLE @TeamDreamville]

Producers:

Reply to this tweet with a beat you made that would be perfect for J. Cole 🫡

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[THANDISWA MAZWAI @thandiswamazwai]

That time people are unemployed, crime is rampant, healthcare&education are in shambles, infrastructure is falling apart,entire cities hijacked&left to rot,no serves are provided.Corruption is the order of the day.The political elite nabelumbi babo have left the people for dead

[Camille @vcamillexo]

Yea, cause I ain't got my keys...but I got a plunger conveniently up my ass.