Sara hold the H

The universe is under no obligation to make sense to you and neither am I.🪐🩵

[Sara hold the H @GreatLakesSoul]

Okay so hear me out...

We take all the employee’s average smoke break time, and give it to the non smokers to take a nap.💁🏼‍♀️If you get time to smoke and not work, I want time to sleep and not work.

[Sara hold the H @GreatLakesSoul]

Them: “It’s so cold outside!”

Me: *sips iced coffee through chattering teeth* “Sure is.”

[Bourbon & Braves @WeiserPrincess]

I’m bout to Electric Slide off the deep end.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

i♥️u

[Sara hold the H @GreatLakesSoul]

@girlthinklikhim Same but snow and ice.🙄

[Sara hold the H @GreatLakesSoul]

Adulthood: your days off are just days to catch up on things you didn’t have time to do because you were working.

[Sara hold the H @GreatLakesSoul]

I just want to go home and put my sweats on, turn on the Hallmark channel, and hang out with my dog. #Mood

[Sara hold the H @GreatLakesSoul]

Final exams have me so stressed. Send Jesus.

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@Kyrenwilliams23 We stand behind you regardless who wears the headset on the sidelines. Hang in there. Tiocfaidh ár lá. ☘️

[Sara hold the H @GreatLakesSoul]

@Truk_sauce No matter who is wearing that headset on the sidelines, it's you who does the work out there, and we will always be standing behind each an every one of you.

Tiocfaidh ár lá.☘️WE ARE ND.

[Sara hold the H @GreatLakesSoul]

Me after 4 hours of sleep: Exhausted. Me after 12 hours of sleep: Exhausted.

[Sara hold the H @GreatLakesSoul]

What's up Twitter, it's been a hot minute!

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Okay but why does @ChaseClaypool have better eyebrows than me?

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@Bourbontattoo It was a close call, but we got ‘er done.😂

[Sara hold the H @GreatLakesSoul]

Why is it when you tell a man you have to pee that translates to “She is good for another hour or two”?

[Sara hold the H @GreatLakesSoul]

@Bourbontattoo Update:

He finally found a side road. Never been so happy to see a diet road lined with weeds in all my life.😂

[Sara hold the H @GreatLakesSoul]

@Bourbontattoo That’s going to be me here in about 10 minutes.😂

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@Bourbontattoo I’m about to let loose in this passenger seat if he doesn’t pull this rig over.

Not my fault when I warned you 40 miles back...

[Sara hold the H @GreatLakesSoul]

My grandma and grandpa lived about ten minutes from campus. I went there with my family for the first time when I was about four years old. I laid in the grass is the courtyard and told my dad “I feel God here.” “Me too.” He replied. And ever since it’s been my place.♥️

[Here Come The Irish @herecometheiris]

How did you become a Notre Dame Football fan? 🤔

[Sara hold the H @GreatLakesSoul]

Help a girl out. How do I turn this random bullshit off?