Great Lord of the Dark

Evil Incarnate, Lord of the Grave, Father of Lies. Let the Lord of Chaos rule.

[Great Lord of the Dark @GreatLordofthe1]

@LeekingMemory @AnCaldazar @HagneSanti @tone_daylin I believe you are missing the key word in that sentence. IF

[Great Lord of the Dark @GreatLordofthe1]

Nevermind, homewreckers, he's already been caught. THINK OF SOMETHING FAST, NO ONE IS BUYING THE "WE REALLY WON" LINE! THEY ARE REGAINING STABILITY! WHERE IS THE MOMENTUM? BOSS IS UNHAPPY! I DEMAND RIVERS OF BLOOD!

[Great Lord of the Dark @GreatLordofthe1]

Just back from moping, I mean thinking for the last few months, and I've decided to corrupt the current president instead. We all had high hopes for these 4 Trump years, but the new guy is corruptible.
ALL ABLE BODIED WHORES, GET TO WORK! NO MAN KEEPS A WIFE THAT HOT!

[Great Lord of the Dark @GreatLordofthe1]

I will rise again!

[Great Lord of the Dark @GreatLordofthe1]

If you ever wondered why you lost something, it was my fault. (No all caps, don't @ me. This account is my indoor voice)

[Great Lord of the Dark @GreatLordofthe1]

Hey, what's it gonna take to make her forgive me? Oh wait, she's already over it. #TwitterOfTime

[Great Lord of the Dark @GreatLordofthe1]

I know we lost the election and all, but be sure to hug your least favorite kid today.

[Great Lord of the Dark @GreatLordofthe1]

Our day has arrived, my little minions. Let the mayhem and candy snatching begin!

What? Not this year?

I didn't think this plague through.

Who cancels Halloween?! The kids were supposed to spread thier germs door to door.

I blame the Dragon.
#twitteroftime #Wot

[Great Lord of the Dark @GreatLordofthe1]

@DefaultRand I have won again, Lews Therin.

[Great Lord of the Dark @GreatLordofthe1]

#AmyConeyBarret is in. Well done, minions. Well done. We are nearly all in position. Infiltrate their highest councils, and we will have them.

#TwitterOfTime #WheelofTime

[Great Lord of the Dark @GreatLordofthe1]

Trump will win, eventually. My victory is inevitable.

#twitteroftime #wheeloftime #WoT

[Great Lord of the Dark @GreatLordofthe1]

The reason I've been so quiet lately is INDEED because I'm planning something. Do enjoy the nightmares that knowledge will cause. What I unleash will be far worse.

#twitteroftime #wheeloftime #wot

[Great Lord of the Dark @GreatLordofthe1]

I invented the A.I. that tells you to look it up online and then hangs up on you when you call customer service.

#twitteroftime

[Great Lord of the Dark @GreatLordofthe1]

If you find yourself in a bad situation, just know it's my fault. #notsorry #twitteroftime #wheeloftime

[Great Lord of the Dark @GreatLordofthe1]

@WoTRecipes Weak fools?

[Great Lord of the Dark @GreatLordofthe1]

It's not complicated, minions. Here's the job:

1. Kill the lightfriends
2. Convert the lightfriends
3. Torture the lightfriends
4. Use the lightfriends

Any combination is acceptable. Choose wisely. Failure will not be tolerated.

#TwitterOfTime #wheeloftime #wot

[Great Lord of the Dark @GreatLordofthe1]

@DefaultRand Whatever boxboy. Heard any good voices lately?

[Great Lord of the Dark @GreatLordofthe1]

@wolfhawkpk86 I delegate that to the fades.

[Great Lord of the Dark @GreatLordofthe1]

Every time you smooth the wrinkles from your skirt, I put them back. #TwitterOfTime #wheeloftime

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