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SPECIAL 15TH ANNIVERSARY EDITION!!!!just a couple of dads. our kid goes by rathog. #GMTC59 Team #116

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https://t.co/m8OEnFp6MN

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Does anyone even live here for trivia anymore?

Now that we have child playing on our team we can’t be high anymore. Help us choose

[Single Dad @Lonely_Dad]

@Lonely_Dad

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Larry U sent me a playlist for my birthday? “Hits through the ages”. These fools left off Africa, Sloopy, and even Schnappi

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I can feel that my trivia energies are rebuilding…

[nolen @itseieio]

I made a website. it's called "one million checkboxes dot com". it has one million checkboxes on it.

checking a box checks it for everyone.

that's it. have fun!

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For Father’s Day we bought a grill, charcoal, a tomato plant, and a fire extinguisher. Big things ahead

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I'll take you to 1830 W Fullerton Ave next weekend

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Dads mostly gonna be out until around 10pm. Love y'all. Good game.

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This is pretty strong evidence that twitter is dead

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Absolutely cannot believe I'm going to have to go to rehearsal in a while

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Sometimes those phone answerers say trivia loves me

But you can just TELL they don't really mean it

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Tractor hog

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rathog is rejecting nap

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We LOVE OUR HIGH GAY CHILDREN who hated alcohol restrictions in old timey Connecticut. We assume they were high because it was old timeys.

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If your answer is a number and it's not 69 or 420 it's not funny

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Dads r playing for the next 4 hours or so

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@wholemilkfamily Drinking modelo through my mouth

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Did you know FATHER of Lutheranism maybe said “eat poop”?

https://t.co/1Wq9Ai68a3

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It is the Dad who hath made us and not we ourselves

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Come before the armadillo’s presence with a shout!