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Great Moments in Mullet History
@GreatMullet
I'm a man that loves mullets. This page exists to celebrate the manliest and most iconic mullets of all time.
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STILL doing it all for the nookie.
Nicolas Cage is headed to television — playing #JoeExotic, the subject of Netflix's breakout docuseries #TigerKing https://t.co/87VZFXSwEg
In August of 2012 country music legend Randy Travis was arrested for fighting in a church parking lot..... again
In February of 2019 @NFL coaching legend Bill Belichick assigned his DB coach and son, Steve Belichick, as defensive playcaller. He would lead the unit to the number one ranking in scoring D despite looking like an extra from Blink182's First Date music video.
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No shade, but UW. The people responsible for cruelty to animals need to face the fate they created for the animal. Mark 2:13-17
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Sinner, saved by grace, through faith. Husband, father. Passionate about Husky athletics (especially football). Imperfectly living out Mark 12:30-31
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@Brett_Fields The kid has the balls of a mountain lion!
On July 4th, in the year of our Lord 2019, #StrangerThings3 premiered. This of course brought about the triumphant return of cougar magnet and thin stache icon Billy Hargrove. Oh what a glorious return it was! #sensualmullets #thespianmullet
On September 1, 1981 Hall of Fame rockers Hall and Oates reminded America that "Private Eyes" see your every move. The record was a commercial success and earned them a spot on the celebratory playlists of middle aged white people nationwide.
On 4/23/91 music legend Michael Bolton released his 7th album "Time, Love, and Tenderness". The album launched his decades long career shift from metal frontman to mom rock icon. With a Viking mane & angelic voice, Bolton is the mom rocker Adam Levine would be if he were a man.
It's a tradition for me to view this delightful tale of American excellence on the birthday of our great nation. May you all enjoy Mullets, fireworks, and red meat on this greatest of American holidays.
https://t.co/7iEMJVobLK
In 1982 David Hasselhoff played undercover badboy cop Michael Knight in Knight Rider. The show was a massive commercial success because it combined perhaps the three sexiest things known to mankind: David Hasselhoff, crime fighting, and double entendres.
Also of note, David Hasselhoff inexplicably became a German popstar. He also wore a bear suit skiing down a mountain in a music video.
https://t.co/te5yG1remd
In 1989 America was introduced 2 the iconic tv series Baywatch. The show starred legendary beefcake David Hasseloff as lifeguard Mitch Buchanon. Hasselhoff's rugged sexiness sent 2 messages 2 distressed swimmers & audiences alike
1 I can save ur life.
2 I'll make u want 2 b saved
In honor of tonight's @NBA lottery the mullet family honors mullet legend & former NBA center Dwayne Schintzius. Known for his wild antics & an even wilder mullet he called the Lobster. He was once suspended from his college basketball team 4 chasing hecklers with a tennis racket
Also of note, Alan Jackson looks like the world's first human/lizard hybrid.
On October 29, 1996 Alan Jackson released his sixth studio album "Everything I Love". In it he reminded America that it's alright to be "Little Bitty".
Tfw even the paper towel companies are woke af
After years of day drinking and drive smashing, Daly built his own golf course so he could play full rounds barefoot, baretit, and slightly inebriated.
In 1991 golf legend Jon Daly shocked the sports world by winning the PGA championship. A curious mix of mullet, cheap cigs, & a pedophile stache Daly was a walking paradox. Part golf prodigy & part trailer park meth dealer, Daly was the hero golf needed, not the one they wanted.
In 1844 America elected its first mullet flaunting president, James K Polk. Though his hair was novel, his imperialism wasn't. During his term, Polk used a series of dubious manuevers 2 force war with Mexico. Allowing the US 2 complete its most depraved fantasy, Manifest Destiny
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