GreatP3nguin

My goal in life is to be cute and funny. And hey 1 of 2 isn't bad.

[GreatP3nguin @GreatP3nguin]

#Me

[HowlingRetard Holocaust @browasright]

The way I would sprint over to show off my grip strength. "Alright, stand back folks. Watch a master at work." I pull the bars apart with ease. *everyone claps* "But wait, there's more." I then hold the baby above my head and tear it in half, the claps turn into shrieks of horror

[GreatP3nguin @GreatP3nguin]

@nyaraVT It's crazy you can see her mouse flick likes she's panicking or ya know afraid. But people just hear breathing and think moaning

[GreatP3nguin @GreatP3nguin]

@Nick143696 @Manager_JoJo @demenishki Okay...so can you find proof of it actually happening then?

[▸ ron ! @cl0wntism]

once you turn 20 this just becomes the cycle of your life

[Jonkari P @JonkariP]

C'mon Majima. The car isn't going to lift itself

[GreatP3nguin @GreatP3nguin]

@UpdatingOnRome How much water did you use doing it tho?

[GreatP3nguin @GreatP3nguin]

@DrinkAriZona Can I get a single arizona green tea?

[Nintendo of America @NintendoAmerica]

My official stance on #twerking? Click here to see me #twerk! [PIC]

[Moon 🎼👁️‍🗨️💀🍵🐟🕯️ @minixxmoon]

Oh my god Kiara 😭😂

[GreatP3nguin @GreatP3nguin]

@whooith Pretty beast mode actually.

So what's your favorite color that starts with the letter R?

[Libs of TikTok @libsoftiktok]

INBOX: Zeus Cafe is reportedly selling a drink called “Trump bullet in the head.”

Sickening

Make sure everyone who lives near a Zeus location sees this!

[GreatP3nguin @GreatP3nguin]

@wifeqiandai But don't you want the authentic experience.

The immersion of everyone stinking like Pomni armpit 👃

[parks @parkersity_9]

The cat ran like it was finna handle it

[FINAL FANTASY XI @FFXI_EN]

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[Katsuhiro Harada @Harada_TEKKEN]

I finally made it to WAFFLE HOUSE.

The staff are always friendly, and when I asked if they would sell me a menu, they sold me one for $5.
Next time, I’ll be back at 3 a.m. for fight time.
#WAFFLEHOUSE

[GreatP3nguin @GreatP3nguin]

@MountainDew Are we finally getting goth spit mountain dew code black?

[GreatP3nguin @GreatP3nguin]

@WhyyMyBallsItch @memechaotic And I'm going down lowe on them

[GreatP3nguin @GreatP3nguin]

@chefsevenn Out