Coal Man Bob

Coauthor of @BadDNDhooks.

[Coal Man Bob @GreatbobUmber]

Bon Ivermectin

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bye twitter, I'll miss your sports takes, catch me on Blue Sky https://t.co/5J6wAAHmSa

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@meakoopa I feel like Hannibal Lecter would loathe Trump for his boorish, oafish nature, and I think Trump name-dropping and idolizing him in stump speeches would only make that worse.

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@yamstyler There are famous romances that don’t have this much love

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the fact that he will continue to have a career after this is proof right there that cancel culture is a myth

[Get Up @GetUpESPN]

.@danorlovsky7 names his top 5 most overrated Halloween candies 🍬

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Check out my best SNAP STATS of the year in the #MARVELSNAP Annual Recap!https://t.co/4hk0kEecxJ

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If all the sports people would pick an alternative to Twitter, I could leave this hellsite for good

[enma @3nmaniac]

Transgender jason voorhees be like: she/she/she/her/her/her

[One Tweet Tony @OneTweetTony]

Nailed it! That's a wrap!

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Point of order: is it really a club if there’s only one person in it?!? Ohtani just built a house that might one day become a club. I think we can all agree that this is a hill worth dying on.

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I'm so glad I paid for the NFL+ Premium service because it's a real delight to have their app repeatedly shut down after playing ten seconds of highlights. What a ripoff. The NFL makes how much money a year and it can't even get a reliable streaming platform?

[Fearghas Kelly @FearghasKelly]

I better go superviral for this...

[Anthony Oliveira @meakoopa]

Frodo wearing white to Sam and Rosie’s wedding what a petty bitch

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@deadmeatjames I loved the Lil' Gideon reference

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@Qlippot i'm shruggin'

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JD Vance: "if I bring a wet dog to this place, people will like me more."

[Chris Cameron @ChrisCameronNYT]

JD Vance has brought his dog, Atlas, to campaign with him today in Milwaukee

[Wakandantechsupport @SkylerB97]

This is Watch the Throne for toddlers

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Trump: "Democrats want to take your beautiful guns and throw you in jail and you will be forced to work in the transgender mines and marry a robot."

Liberals: "There's a joke meme that JD Vance fucked a couch."

Media: "Both sides have entered the realm of misinformation."

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Cat named Teddy for Roosevelt, Teddy Pendergrass, Teddy Ballgame, Teddy Grahams, T-Pain (I know the T doesn't stand for Teddy, but you just have to accept this.)

Cat named Arlo. This was his name at the rescue organization. It just fit.

Dog named Gravy. Named by my 3 year old.

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Influencers: "Okay, the war to retake the Earth has officially begun, so here's MY take on an absolutely busted grilled cheese sandwich you can make with your hot plate that won't alert the killdroids to your bunker."