Funny Tweets

I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming.

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do you ever have a plan for the day and suddenly it's 4pm and you've achieved literally nothing

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Here's a visual representation of the word "sorry"

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when you log on Twitter and nobody is tweeting

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If you think I'm ignoring you... I am. My phones in my hand 24/7

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the heart wants what the heart wants and the heart is stupid

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worst thing you can do is listen to what I've been through, and put me through it again.

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my life is just one big _()_/

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Why is this so funny??

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parents aren't home]

expectation: *has huge party*

reality: *brings laptop to the living room instead of hiding in my room*

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Stop stressing over it, just let it be, everything will be ok.

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the secret to life is to not give a fuck

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This is how I want my summer to be

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Pugs

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If u take 5 hours to reply Im still gonna reply fast af bc I love u bitch why u do this to me