Thee Greatest Ever

Unofficial(but always right)parody account for Thee Greatest Ever Racer who drives the 1x thru,over,by lesser mortals @a dirt track near your lucky candy azz!

[#Spumoni @theFasttrackFan]

Everyone please follow @CarlsonRacin77c ! He's a newbie & needs the love. Big time racing fan! #givehimachance

[Thee Greatest Ever @GreatestEver1x]

Greatness is tiring! Greatness needs a nap! Greatness gonna listen to some soothing katy perry now &take a nap. #GreatnessOut4Now

[Thee Greatest Ever @GreatestEver1x]

nothing makes me happier(other than looking in a mirror)than schooling punk azz wannabes who try to beat me. #foolzandsuckerzeatmygreatness

[Thee Greatest Ever @GreatestEver1x]

we gots talent yes we do..we gots talent how bout you? #nope My Greatness will overcome all your drivers so suck it! #meandtheBiebsrthebest

[Thee Greatest Ever @GreatestEver1x]

only wish i couldve rubbed a few more suckers dirty but i am rusty so that will have to wait. who do you want to see me wreck? #namethefool

[Thee Greatest Ever @GreatestEver1x]

My Greatness cannot be questioned ever again! i beat all those Razor copies...you call them Jets or GRT's but they r copies of my Greatness

[Thee Greatest Ever @GreatestEver1x]

my greatness will be known wide &far in 2014 becausei got a new sheet metal sponsor so now i will hit anyone on the track at any time suckaz

[Thee Greatest Ever @GreatestEver1x]

i had the ipod playing kid rock,bieber,one direction,miley virus,lady gaga,&a little nirvana last night and boy did it help! im so talented!

[Thee Greatest Ever @GreatestEver1x]

guess who's back?.....greatest ever's back.....winner winner you all sucked my dust at I80! my sound sytem in the 2014 razor rocks!!!!!!!!!

[Thee Greatest Ever @GreatestEver1x]

#TheeGreatestEverOut

[Thee Greatest Ever @GreatestEver1x]

My 127 Apostles are gonna be so happy for me come end of A main at vegas cuz #ImGonnaWinBabyInVegas #callingMyShotRightNowPunkazzes

[Thee Greatest Ever @GreatestEver1x]

if ya wanna find my trailer in vegas just listen for my tuneage rockin:Bieber,Kid Rock,Backstreet Boys,Kanye all on shuffle all nite long

[Thee Greatest Ever @GreatestEver1x]

Im a rabbit slayer and justin bieber belieber...kill the Sobbing! #MyRhymesRuleAllOthersDrool #YouKnowitSoJustShowIt #MyGreatnessprevails

[Thee Greatest Ever @GreatestEver1x]

may have to pour some sugar in Grabos' 2 cars fuel cells to slwo them guys down. Pretty sure i'll have to wreck jeremy payne if hes in a Jet

[Thee Greatest Ever @GreatestEver1x]

i mean i'll obviously hit all the Jet chassis copy cats i see for sure but who else should rub dirty? #HeardtheConcreteWallHurtsInVegasbad

[Thee Greatest Ever @GreatestEver1x]

who does everyone want me to take out in vegas? #NoRazorDrivers Im thinking maybe that jeff taylor needs his comuppenance post haste!

[Thee Greatest Ever @GreatestEver1x]

I;m back Biaches! #BackstreetsBackAlright headed to Vegas to spread my Greatness! #IrhymeIrockIwreckIstalkIamtheSobbingKiller #BoomBiaches

[Thee Greatest Ever @GreatestEver1x]

okay my apostles i started the Bieber cd here in the shop so its time to go but dont worry i'll b back soon with more #Greatness. #ULoveMe

[Thee Greatest Ever @GreatestEver1x]

this photo of me is special and thats all i'll say. please contact @RazorFan1x in a week as he should have it up and running by then i hope.

[Thee Greatest Ever @GreatestEver1x]

Fan club membership will cost $100 for men and children,women not allowed.the chicks are too much to handle now lol!U will get a photo of me