Greater Anglia

A parody of Greater Anglia Rail on the East Anglia and Liverpool street railway line. Not endorsed or sponsored by Abellio. We're from Holland yah.

[Greater Anglia @GreatrAnglia]

It’s infuriating that a train line is run so badly. It’s fuck you everyone. Except our share holders. #greateranglia

[Greater Anglia @GreatrAnglia]

Southminster train sits at the end of the line for 7 mins before it comes back. Fuck! 5 mins wouldn’t hurt anyone. #abellio #southminster

[Greater Anglia @GreatrAnglia]

I don’t understand why this bloody train company lets a connection go when it’s connecting train is 2 mins late!!! #southminster #abellio

[Greater Anglia @GreatrAnglia]

@CroPage @AlisonPower_UK Oh dear. Never mind.

[Greater Anglia @GreatrAnglia]

During today's heatwave expect heat and a shite train service. Just like any other day really but with heat. #greateranglia

[Greater Anglia @GreatrAnglia]

@ShakeyStephens You called?

[Greater Anglia @GreatrAnglia]

In the unexpected hot weather we expect every year, the sun may cause heat. #scientificfact #greateranglia

[Greater Anglia @GreatrAnglia]

@speedysticks @MD_Trailblazers @Lauriemoo @NRE_AbellioGA No it's not. Like our trains, the E is running late

[Greater Anglia @GreatrAnglia]

@Zenicepian We ensure human rights are met at all times. You're alive aren't you?

[Greater Anglia @GreatrAnglia]

@richardclarke79 We pay our staff peanuts. There's a phrase I can't quite remember to say here. Oh well.

[Greater Anglia @GreatrAnglia]

You may have heard we've got the extended contract. Yep, we fucked up big time there! #greateranglia

[Greater Anglia @GreatrAnglia]

@tony_kocks You still at Billericay? Oh dear.

[Greater Anglia @GreatrAnglia]

“@ellfergy:Just to let you know the season ticket calculator isn't working at the moment on the website. Says technical problems.” -And?

[Greater Anglia @GreatrAnglia]

Greatr Anglia apologises for the delay in tweets. This is due to the adverse weather conditions. Excuses may be slippery under foot.

[Bazza @BARRYADAMS20]

just became @GreatrAnglia 's 1000th follower. Does that win me a prize? Like a week without any delays maybe?..

[Bazza @BARRYADAMS20]

@SmithySi @Delayed_Again @GreatrAnglia just paid £523 for the privilege of sniffing that smell too. Delays on the way home are a given!

[Greater Anglia @GreatrAnglia]

Service disruption: There are currently service disruptions affecting our service disruptions. Expect disruption to the disruptions.

[Greater Anglia @GreatrAnglia]

Apart from the delays, cancellations & signal problems. All good yes?

[Greater Anglia @GreatrAnglia]

We’ve been quiet on the tweets recently. Trust everything is fine on the railways?!

[Greater Anglia @GreatrAnglia]

Punctual. Reliable. Value. Trying to find a joke where all 3 words are used, but all we can come up with is Greater Anglia.