Sappho Greco

Hometown: Lesbos. Opinions: short, pithy, fragmentary.

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@RpsAgainstTrump Texas says, "Hold my beer."

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@AshleyGWinter Congratulations! Question: is urethral sounding a male thing or do women do it, too?

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@AmyPearlman1 @SexHealthMD @UCI_Urology Hmm, this kind of goes against your joke about "what they say about big packages" in your tweet below, doesn't it? So which is it?

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@AshleyGWinter The problem is universal, and you are correct that it's stifling entrepreneurship.

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@reedgalen I think we're all hoping he'll have it worse than Lincoln.

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@acweyand But admiring shoes is encouraged.

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@RpsAgainstTrump Ozempic or Mounjaro.

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@acweyand Thin Mints - only and forever. The biggest challenge is not eating a whole sleeve.

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@serehfas @AshleyGWinter Actually, they are. And what's your point regardless?
https://t.co/SWXqGgV5VZ.

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@trubludodgerfan Wait, is clitoris a dirty word?! Why did the text have it as "cl*toris"?

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@BecauseIMatter @Mikebpd161 It's not true. There is no state in which suicide is a crime. https://t.co/fOPDzHsEmN

There appears to be some states where attempted suicide may still be a crime, but I could find no instances in which charges have ever been brought.

https://t.co/wHgYmdZO0Q

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@ThatEricAlper Seems to me that about covers it, no?

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@RpsAgainstTrump Well, technically he stands there staring off into space for 90 seconds, not saying anything, and is then led away by his staff.

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@ElonMuskAOC @mcuban @X I think the Indiana boy would kick your ass.

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@SundaeDivine Wait, when exactly did they try to govern? (I'm really old, but I'm not even that old.)

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@SundaeDivine @BidenHQ This is pretty good.

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@AshleyGWinter @HuffPost Harper's Bazaar gets it right: https://t.co/cGMhA5x2Q5

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@AshleyGWinter Despite her ignorance, she does have a point about the bad taste of the card, though. If a gynecologist sent out a similar card that said, say, "We give more than just lip service!" and had a crude drawing of a vulva, most women would be justifiably appalled.

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@mcuban But weirdly, all the lawyers he hired were attractive women. Go figure.