hellen d gredn

Oh, nothing much here but a socially awkward duck who tweets random things...

[hellen d gredn @GrednD]

I didn't fall...I face-fived the ground

[hellen d gredn @GrednD]

"@ComedyTruth: My level of maturity depends on who I'm with."

[hellen d gredn @GrednD]

"@autocorrects: So accurate 🙅"

[hellen d gredn @GrednD]

cried so much to the extent where I've practically broken my tear ducts

[hellen d gredn @GrednD]

Looked at this on my friend's iPad...and all I can so is wow

[hellen d gredn @GrednD]

When I'm looking at my emails 90% of the time my parents come in looking for a reason to whoop my ass

[hellen d gredn @GrednD]

Just got new school supplies! which pretty much translates in my brain to some challenge in how fast I can damage them

[hellen d gredn @GrednD]

Whenever you do something stupid, just remember that there's always someone out there pulling a door that says push

[hellen d gredn @GrednD]

you know how they say dreams are taken from stuff you did that day? how did I end up dying in a pool of acid and melting flesh?

[hellen d gredn @GrednD]

nothings worse than eating pocky, and then it magically disappears, so then you have to buy more cuz u ate it all-pocky goblins I blame you!

[Team Heart Break @THBreak]

RETWEET if you agree

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Woah😳

[hellen d gredn @GrednD]

#notcool!!!

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I need to do this when I have kids

[hellen d gredn @GrednD]

Ah~ time for my daily eavesdrop session on my family...seriously it's like a drama gold mine in the vents

[hellen d gredn @GrednD]

Good news! Napping while driving prevents old age!

[hellen d gredn @GrednD]

I should probably be sleeping since I'm waking up for a long tiresome day at the airport at 5am...but no my brain loves making me stay up

[hellen d gredn @GrednD]

Best way to get telemarketers to go away? Stall for hours so they quit the job they hate and the company never calls u again-it's a win win

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RETWEET IF THIS WAS YOUR CHILDHOOD