gRick Pitino

Love travelling | Deflections | Arc on jump shots
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This is a parody account, not official

[gRick Pitino @GreekPitino]

Just for the record I would love to see Gkalis join our National team

[gRick Pitino @GreekPitino]

Greek Prime Minister Mr. Mitsotakis will soon have more fridge magnets than me and he is 15 years younger. Last two seasons he has done a tremendous job traveling for leisure all around Greece and abroad. Impressive!

[gRick Pitino @GreekPitino]

I have already booked a trip in Prague with my friends next summer for girls and beer. I mean to take revenge.

[gRick Pitino @GreekPitino]

In 1821 Greeks started a revolution against the Turks and finished it with the help of England, France and Russia. 200 years later an Italian American was just enough. I really want those Japanese fridge magnets for my collection #GRETUR

[gRick Pitino @GreekPitino]

When they first offered me the role of NT coach i thought about Greek summer & instantly accepted. I wasn’t happy with the draw that sent us to cold Canada for the preOlympic. But we came here & it’s 40 degrees. And it feels like Greek summer. Without the ouzo. But still great.

[gRick Pitino @GreekPitino]

If I knew that, i would have taken Ian with me.

[Rick Pitino @RealPitino]

Going on 22 hrs and still haven't arrived from our trip to Canada. My assistant Sotiris is losing his mind. He’s lost 2 kilos and counting. He’s famished. Praying the hotel has apples at the front desk 😂

[gRick Pitino @GreekPitino]

Kostas Antetokounmpo joined our team today. Wonderful addition to our team, we were desperately looking for a third person to start our summer prefa marathon with coach Skourtopoulos

[gRick Pitino @GreekPitino]

Forgot to ask my followers about it. Did you like my fresh koraki hair colour or should i go back to my old keramidi?

[gRick Pitino @GreekPitino]

Spanoulis Mission accomplished. Our next mission is to bring back Panagiotis Fasoulas in the national team. This will give us a great mobile center and will also make it easier for his royal highness King George the V(asilakopoulos) to name his own successor in greek bball throne

[gRick Pitino @GreekPitino]

I’m not trying to steal Ian Vougioukas from Panathinaikos but this 6’11 bulked handsome big man belongs in the NBA. Great team guy, terrific skills, and an awesome person to go out for tsipoura!

[gRick Pitino @GreekPitino]

Great things will happen for George Vovoras with PAO. He has what it takes. He learned from the best! With a limited budget he put together a magnificent tan, one that made even me - a hall of famer - feel like an amateur!
#paobc #run_tan_plan

[gRick Pitino @GreekPitino]

My main problem was that a HOF shouldn’t coach a team in the second best European competition. If #paobc plays for the precious #fibabcl next year, i am ready for a comeback!

[gRick Pitino @GreekPitino]

Some animals didn’t believe me. But after Spanoulis this will be my next move. And then everyone will understand what a hall of famer can do.

[gRick Pitino @GreekPitino]

Just for the record I would love to see Gkalis join our National team

[gRick Pitino @GreekPitino]

Does anyone know if I am still Greek national team’s head coach? Haven’t yet received my payment and starting getting worried!

P.s. Radja i will hunt you down nobody messes with the hall of famer

[gRick Pitino @GreekPitino]

Nothing changes with the Olympic Games moving to 2021. I have a contract with #paobc till that summer so i will also fulfill my national team commitments.

[gRick Pitino @GreekPitino]

Told you that I still own the password from that account. For any business offer for adverts around my areas of expertise, political parties, travel agencies, strip clubs, shoot training, deflection s e.t.c. just dm in either one.

[Rick Pitino @RealPitino]

Kyriakos Mitsotakis of Greece has done an awesome job as Prime Minister. Shut down everything and has kept the death toll to under 20 people. So happy to hear that with this dreaded virus.

[gRick Pitino @GreekPitino]

A lot of you judge me because they believe i somehow betrayed PAO and didn't take it too serious. Half of my tweets were about vacations, drinking with friends and Ian's diet. Should i be more clear? Best sabbatical ever! Thanks for the memories! #paobc

[gRick Pitino @GreekPitino]

@moglis__ I thought we were friends you sneaky fat bastard

[gRick Pitino @GreekPitino]

@G_P_04 I've also left a couple of little spinach pies in the fridge. Give them to Ian and tell him I am sorry for all the bullying

[gRick Pitino @GreekPitino]

I leave the team and all my belongings in Greece to coach Argy Pedoulakis. He is my sole legal heir! He is also the kryptonite of coach B! Couldn't do anything else! #paobc

[gRick Pitino @GreekPitino]

Time for vacation! See you all! #paobc #Euroleague