Me

Bahamian from the Midwest 🇧🇸 HBCU Grad 👩‍🎓 Gardener 🌱

[Me @GreenBlkGrl]

I now counteract the #genzstare by staring back. It normally results in long uncomfortable silence that reboots the customer service section of their brain

[Gulf Alert @Gulfalert]

@MattWallace888

[Me @GreenBlkGrl]

I love when other people on the call don’t come on camera #solidarity ✊🏾

[Me @GreenBlkGrl]

Me assuming every man that stops me to ask about my dog is genuinely asking about my dog 😂

[Me @GreenBlkGrl]

Still waiting to hear back from someone that can actually help me. I sent over all my concerns and haven’t received help @AirbnbHelp @Airbnb

[Sophia ❣️ @KeruboSk]

Millennials are the elite generation because they cranked out 12-page essays the night before they were due. No ChatGPT. No Claude. Just lo-fi beats playing in the background, Black coffee at midnight, footnotes that were somehow correct, and pure delusion. Grade was an A minus. Period.

[Me @GreenBlkGrl]

@AirbnbHelp @Airbnb you’re ok with a host keeping a guests money after the guest reports rodent activity within an hour of checking in to an Airbnb? That’s crazy. #airbnb #scam

Your support team is so unhelpful and disorganized. Don’t @ me if you’re not giving me a refund.

[Me @GreenBlkGrl]

Shoutout to my parents for giving me their steely ass reserve

[Blair @Miss_blairrr]

Laughing in her face is so crazy 🤣🤣

[Me @GreenBlkGrl]

I’m grumpy today. Please respect my privacy and/or send me food

[Me @GreenBlkGrl]

I love my friends!!

[Chidiuto🧩🐾 @Spazzzie]

Adele pulled it off smoothly. This still has to be one of the best pranks 😭😂

[𓆩♡𓆪 GODS FAVORITE 𓆩♡𓆪 @soulaaangel]

AGAIN.. i loveeeeeeeeee being a black person of this land

[Malcolm Bustello @NobodyButNori_]

We saw that when those rich people were willing to catch fed charges to buy their kids way into Ivy League schools lmfao

[Me @GreenBlkGrl]

Especially them geminis. They want to get married in 15 mins flat

[Me @GreenBlkGrl]

If a air sign met you and wanted to move slow — they got to know you and didn’t like you

[Me @GreenBlkGrl]

Water signs are so jealous. I can love you and love someone else.

Omg

[Me @GreenBlkGrl]

Like how dare you close your car door after the sun goes down!

[Me @GreenBlkGrl]

Ok whichever neighbor decided to come home to the house they own — this evening… I want you to know my dog is pissed about it

[Me @GreenBlkGrl]

I know so many really good people.