Green Cows Don't Fly Podcast

Writers B and Jon used to talk about novels (the ones A I wrote for them). These days, though, they just talk about ... well, not much and yet everything.

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The wait is over. We proudly announce the 2nd book in the series is now out and available on Amazon. £2.99 eBook. £6.99 paperback.

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The weekly dose of rambling nonsense is out. We discuss fig mustard, foody TV travelogues, the time Jon's band (sort of) appeared on the Belgian version of The Archers and when B's chatting in the make up chair saw her end up on the cutting room floor.
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Episode 3 is out of the oven and once again, it's a bit of a non show. The topic? Bread. Why? Because Jon was given a bread maker. Check out this photo for his first ever attempt. B thinks it looks like a rat has chewed it. Do you agree? Success? Not a success? Please vote
#bread

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So here it is. Episode 1 of The None Show. https://t.co/6F9b54apHc

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Season 3 is finally here. B. & Jon proudly present The None Show. Every week we select an often overlooked topic and discuss it in forensic detail. Episode 1. Washing-up.

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This week is our Xmas Special. There are a lot of funny folks out there who do online product reviews. We've found some Xmas ones. Oh, and Brian gives us a festive slice from a classic. Hope you all have a great Christmas and New Year https://t.co/NQEHhIQqUl

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A salamalander. Mooooo! #ImACeleb

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They’re the best. #ff
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@bobservant Bob, as a podcast embracing your own devil may care attitude to life, you could do a lot worse than appear as a guest on an upcoming episode. Natch, we’d give you free rein to discourse on any subject you wish. And we’ll throw in a generous free supply of Midori. @mrneilforsyth

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Once again we've somehow stumbled into our Twitter account to say #ff these shows y'all!
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This Friday it’s something different. B’s doing some chocolate consultancy work and can’t get to the cafe, so Jon’s joined by Brian on the other mic. Brian’s memoir - A Long Life on the Stage - is in the pipeline and he gives a early peek into how he became the star he is today

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The questers. Still onboard the galleon encounter a shoal of mythical Jongrons. After feeding their King and his soldiers with Crill & Plankton flavoured goldfish food now hopefully find themselves on their way onwards. https://t.co/Kugg1tmlru