𝕃𝕠𝕣𝕕 𝔻𝕠𝕞𝕚𝕟𝕒𝕥𝕠𝕣

⠀⠀❝ Yᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ ᴀʟʟ ᴀ ʙᴜɴᴄʜ ᴏғ ᴅᴏʀᴋꜱ. ❞⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀Bᴏɴᴀғɪᴅᴇ Tᴇᴇɴ Gʀᴇᴇɴ Cᴏɴϙᴜᴇʀɪɴɢ Mᴀᴄʜɪɴᴇ.

[𝕃𝕠𝕣𝕕 𝔻𝕠𝕞𝕚𝕟𝕒𝕥𝕠𝕣 @GreenDeviance]

"I'ᴍ ɴᴏᴛ ꜱᴏᴍᴇ Pʀɪɴᴄᴇꜱꜱ ɪɴ ᴅɪꜱᴛʀᴇꜱꜱ. I ᴀᴍ ᴛʜᴇ Bᴀᴅ Gᴜʏ. Gᴇᴛ ɪᴛ?"

Nᴇᴡ Lᴏʀᴅ Dᴏᴍɪɴᴀᴛᴏʀ
[ɴ]ꜱғᴡ
Dᴀʀᴋ Tʜᴇᴍᴇꜱ
Nᴏᴛ ᴀғғɪʟɪᴀᴛᴇᴅ ᴡɪᴛʜ WOY

RT ᴏʀ ᴇʟꜱᴇ!
(Nᴏᴛ ʀᴇᴀʟʟʏ, ʙᴜᴛ ᴛʜᴇʏ'ᴅ ʙᴇ ᴀᴘᴘʀᴇᴄɪᴀᴛᴇᴅ!)

[𝕃𝕠𝕣𝕕 𝔻𝕠𝕞𝕚𝕟𝕒𝕥𝕠𝕣 @GreenDeviance]

Last time she thought he was joking.
Now it's serious.

[𝐃𝐢𝐜𝐤𝐬𝐨𝐧 (inactive) @SuperiorTeen]

She knows what happened the last time she confronted him. .

[𝕃𝕠𝕣𝕕 𝔻𝕠𝕞𝕚𝕟𝕒𝕥𝕠𝕣 @GreenDeviance]

Yeah?

Well she'll confront him right now on his sudden dumb desire to be a hero.

[𝐃𝐢𝐜𝐤𝐬𝐨𝐧 (inactive) @SuperiorTeen]

Look.

He’ll turn the other way right now.

But he will /confront/ her about some of the stuff.

[𝕃𝕠𝕣𝕕 𝔻𝕠𝕞𝕚𝕟𝕒𝕥𝕠𝕣 @GreenDeviance]

Sure, okay.

[𝐃𝐢𝐜𝐤𝐬𝐨𝐧 (inactive) @SuperiorTeen]

Noooo. No.

He tried NOT to damage her army in any way.

He tends to look the other way at times— just makes it not obvious

[𝕃𝕠𝕣𝕕 𝔻𝕠𝕞𝕚𝕟𝕒𝕥𝕠𝕣 @GreenDeviance]

So he's putting his job before his wife, huh?

[𝐃𝐢𝐜𝐤𝐬𝐨𝐧 (inactive) @SuperiorTeen]

Look.

He doesn’t want to do it, but if he’s patrolling a planet.

He /HAS/ to.

He loves her but— this is also his job-

[𝕃𝕠𝕣𝕕 𝔻𝕠𝕞𝕚𝕟𝕒𝕥𝕠𝕣 @GreenDeviance]

Nah, they're gonna talk about him DESTROYING HER DEATHBOTS.

[𝐃𝐢𝐜𝐤𝐬𝐨𝐧 (inactive) @SuperiorTeen]

Writer’s error.

Chad cannot be reached.

The writer cannot be reached for the following reasons:

Cat stuck in blender.

Please try again.

(No 9 to 9 shifts, writer translated liberation onto Chad. Whoops)

[𝕃𝕠𝕣𝕕 𝔻𝕠𝕞𝕚𝕟𝕒𝕥𝕠𝕣 @GreenDeviance]

Angrily tapping her foot.

[𝐃𝐢𝐜𝐤𝐬𝐨𝐧 (inactive) @SuperiorTeen]

“I feel liberated.”

[𝕃𝕠𝕣𝕕 𝔻𝕠𝕞𝕚𝕟𝕒𝕥𝕠𝕣 @GreenDeviance]

This fool.

[𝐃𝐢𝐜𝐤𝐬𝐨𝐧 (inactive) @SuperiorTeen]

Y e a h ?

[𝕃𝕠𝕣𝕕 𝔻𝕠𝕞𝕚𝕟𝕒𝕥𝕠𝕣 @GreenDeviance]

A word I N P R I V A T E .

[𝕃𝕠𝕣𝕕 𝔻𝕠𝕞𝕚𝕟𝕒𝕥𝕠𝕣 @GreenDeviance]

Take the goddamn hint, Dickson-

[𝕃𝕠𝕣𝕕 𝔻𝕠𝕞𝕚𝕟𝕒𝕥𝕠𝕣 @GreenDeviance]

... A /word/.

[𝐃𝐢𝐜𝐤𝐬𝐨𝐧 (inactive) @SuperiorTeen]

Yeah?

[𝕃𝕠𝕣𝕕 𝔻𝕠𝕞𝕚𝕟𝕒𝕥𝕠𝕣 @GreenDeviance]

A word, husband.

[𝐃𝐢𝐜𝐤𝐬𝐨𝐧 (inactive) @SuperiorTeen]

You hate it.

[𝕃𝕠𝕣𝕕 𝔻𝕠𝕞𝕚𝕟𝕒𝕥𝕠𝕣 @GreenDeviance]

......

[𝐃𝐢𝐜𝐤𝐬𝐨𝐧 (inactive) @SuperiorTeen]

Not a fan?

[𝕃𝕠𝕣𝕕 𝔻𝕠𝕞𝕚𝕟𝕒𝕥𝕠𝕣 @GreenDeviance]

...

[𝐃𝐢𝐜𝐤𝐬𝐨𝐧 (inactive) @SuperiorTeen]

A friend gave it to me.

Really shows off my body

[𝕃𝕠𝕣𝕕 𝔻𝕠𝕞𝕚𝕟𝕒𝕥𝕠𝕣 @GreenDeviance]

No, the red suit getup.

[𝐃𝐢𝐜𝐤𝐬𝐨𝐧 (inactive) @SuperiorTeen]

Fuck it.

You’ll be Poison Ivy and I’ll be Harley?

[𝕃𝕠𝕣𝕕 𝔻𝕠𝕞𝕚𝕟𝕒𝕥𝕠𝕣 @GreenDeviance]

... What is that getup?

[𝐃𝐢𝐜𝐤𝐬𝐨𝐧 (inactive) @SuperiorTeen]

WE’LL BE BONNIE AND FUCKING CLYDE

[𝕃𝕠𝕣𝕕 𝔻𝕠𝕞𝕚𝕟𝕒𝕥𝕠𝕣 @GreenDeviance]

Don't even think about it.

[𝐃𝐢𝐜𝐤𝐬𝐨𝐧 (inactive) @SuperiorTeen]

Taking Lord Dom trick or treating.

By force.

[𝕃𝕠𝕣𝕕 𝔻𝕠𝕞𝕚𝕟𝕒𝕥𝕠𝕣 @GreenDeviance]

Chad's out here simping for the good guys.

The disappointment.

[𝕃𝕠𝕣𝕕 𝔻𝕠𝕞𝕚𝕟𝕒𝕥𝕠𝕣 @GreenDeviance]

.........

[𝐃𝐢𝐜𝐤𝐬𝐨𝐧 (inactive) @SuperiorTeen]

It’s a decent movie. We’ll just watch Nacho Libre and call it a day

[𝕃𝕠𝕣𝕕 𝔻𝕠𝕞𝕚𝕟𝕒𝕥𝕠𝕣 @GreenDeviance]

Worse, you get ew'd.

[𝐃𝐢𝐜𝐤𝐬𝐨𝐧 (inactive) @SuperiorTeen]

That’s how it works.

Your my Dork-centra. . .

Okay. I deserve to be ugh’d after that one

[𝕃𝕠𝕣𝕕 𝔻𝕠𝕞𝕚𝕟𝕒𝕥𝕠𝕣 @GreenDeviance]

You wouldn't.

[𝐃𝐢𝐜𝐤𝐬𝐨𝐧 (inactive) @SuperiorTeen]

Keep ughing and I’ll make you watch 50 First Dates