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Welcome aboard the MBTA Green Line! We promise you’ll get there… eventually. Write jokes while commuting #mbta #mass #boston

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@OnlyInBOS The developer should advertise:
“Transit-oriented living with direct access to Boston’s premier screeching experience.”

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Imagine flying 4,000 miles to watch the World Cup and your most memorable Boston experience ends up being the Green Line screaming through Government Center at 1 AM #mbta #worldcup #fifa @mbta #boston

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@MBTA What do you inspect there every single day? Isn’t it obvious that you’re suck? Such a shit show

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@MBTA MBTA: Inspection complete
✔️ Still broken

See everyone at the next inspection later today

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@MBTA I've never seen "about 20 minutes" turn into 15, but I've seen it turn into 45 plenty of times

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88 degrees outside. Heater running inside the Green Line train.
At this point I'm starting to think @MBTA is trying to manufacture a medical emergency just to stop working #mbta #boston

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@MBTA Must be tough keeping the duct tape attached in this heat

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@MBTA Curious if the Board meetings start on schedule, or if they're delayed due to a disabled conference room

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@OnlyInBOS Glad the restaurants are preparing for the World Cup. Is MBTA planning to prepare too or are we just introducing international visitors to 45-minute delays immediately?

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@MBTA @MBTA_CR Nothing says Boston summer like standing in an MBTA station breathing air that feels legally classified as soup

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@MBTA Wyf is going on with the B branch??

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@MBTA Yet another reason for money laundering

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@MBTA Love how even the clocks gave up trying to predict this system

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@MBTA It’s such a nice time with no screeching on Commonwealth ave

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@OnlyInBOS $80? For that price the train should actually arrive

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@MBTA Did Karen know how it feels when a train passes by your station? Especially after waiting for 15 minutes in cold.

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@OnlyInBOS @LeboldGabriel

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@MBTA @MBTA_CR “Riders using shuttles bus service should budget ample extra travel time. For example, a rider travelling to Park Street from Boston College should budget at least an additional 10 minutes of travel in additional to their regular commute.”

Lol additional 10 minutes

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@MBTA I’m sure it’ll be magically“fixed” by the end of the day. Once service stops for the night

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@MBTA At this point MBTA repairs feel more like a subscription service