Erik Johnson

[Erik Johnson @GreenManDynamo]

@IronmanErnie I had fingers crossed that would be a photo of you rollerblading behind Betty.

[Erik Johnson @GreenManDynamo]

@drew940, No sleep til Brooklyn. Or Asheville. @GreenManDynamo just finished up but the 12 Monkeys press on w the sun rising slowly.

[Erik Johnson @GreenManDynamo]

Team LHH with team MVP Barb. News flash - it's warm in these mountains. But Barb's got the cure.

[Erik Johnson @GreenManDynamo]

@drew940 @wearedynamo Ready for the day. Mind on his money. Money on his mind.

[Erik Johnson @GreenManDynamo]

Super Besties heart Choco Tacos. A moment on the lips, a lifetime on the hips, @drew940.

[Erik Johnson @GreenManDynamo]

Thanks @kathrynhonderd. A celebratory haiku response: Average person will. Gain one pound of fat per year. Not at Dynamo. Tweet!

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25 hrs, 3 liters sunscreen & a near-disqualification later, these gents also have this in common: Very Tight Butthole.

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Team Very Tight Butthole has no time for the paparazzi. These Buttholes mean business.

[Erik Johnson @GreenManDynamo]

Neil Struby is Very Tight Butthole.

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@SMichaelHowell @haleychura They gave her a kid? @haleychura, you're not supposed to hold them by the head.

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Having some identity issues? Please see this important flow chart. Tweet!

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Identity issues? Please see this very helpful flow chart.

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Sup, bone diddlies?! Saw @haleychura's inspirational blog post on the interweb. Better add 120 more days to that run streak. Tweet!!!

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Yeah! Totally super duper pumped about my cameo appearance in latest @haleychura blog! #almostfamous http://t.co/368wFYbB

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.@GreenManDynamo says "Greetings BITCHES!"

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Spotted: @bpeas9 selling the you-know-what out of some REI cozy socks. Consider my stockings stuffed!

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Look who's back bitches! Saturday exercise practice:

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My first favorite thing is tweeting. My second favorite thing is being the best at exercising.

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OMG! I am late getting back to Steinbeck's! I fear @haleychura wrath and @michaelrkidd tears. Worst mistake of my like. Please feed me soup!

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Wow this party is LAME. wish I'd never left Steinbecks..... @wearedynamo FOREVER!!!!!!!!