Les Green Mango FC

Best 6-a-side football team in Europe. Based in Guernsey. #FiveTime🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆

[Les Green Mango FC @GreenMangoFC]

Another season, another title🤝

The boys retire the club in style, securing our 5th league title in comfortable fashion.

Attentions turn to Saturday for yet another bus parade to celebrate our success but also to say a farewell to our fans.

The best to ever do it.

#FiveTime

[Simon Shaw @shawry89]

Leisure Leagues strikes again. 45 year olds dropping the nut and asking lads half their age to see them in the car park #loveit

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How many times? #4

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#FourTime💚

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It’s tight at the top of the Premier League as we share the same points tally as Class on Grass.

@ScottBates99 currently leads the way as the clubs top scorer this season, despite the suede style footwear.

The lads face @GsyLiege this evening🤝

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A cheeky throwback to the original kit launch of Les Green Mango FC.

Little did these lads know that we would become the best 6-a-side team in Europe.

#Green

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A good start to the season for the Greens who remain unbeaten after 5 games.

It seems a new era has begun, with our usual competitors sat in last place.

Two MOTM’s in a row for Hagerich who has massively improved since he stopped eating elf bars for breakfast.

#Green🥭

[Les Green Mango FC @GreenMangoFC]

Wishing a happy birthday to our star striker and record goalscorer @ScottBates99!

The best left foot in Europe, even in size 16 boots💚

[Les Green Mango FC @GreenMangoFC]

“Worst 30 minutes of my life” said Price, who now has two broken ankles after being turned inside out on multiple occasions by Welsh

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Box office stuff last night, as the Greens made an encouraging start to the new season picking up 2 points vs last seasons champions.

Braces from Ogier and Price, and the winner from Bates, in an intense affair.

The end of the draw streak between the two sides, at long last.

[Bunty Collacks FC @BuntyCollacksFC]

An absolute classic down the KG5 this evening, we come up short losing 5-4. A valiant effort from the boys especially with 4 key players missing, congrats on the victory at long last and thanks for the guard of honour. 🙌🏽@GreenMangoFC

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In other news, we are delighted to announce the return of record goalscorer @ScottBates99 (pictured), after an injury ruled him out of last season.

He’s grown even taller during his time off, so we’re unsure if he can still kick a ball.

Everyone at the club wishes him the best.

[Les Green Mango FC @GreenMangoFC]

…In a game that could have gone either way, the boys only managed to pick up a point, before Collacks sealed the title the following week. Congratulations @BuntyCollacksFC 🤝

Pre season work has begun to bring the glory days back, starting with the boys joining Weight Watchers.

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Apologies for the lack of twitter use. Admin forgot the password and has been sacked as a result.

LGM FC recently fell short by 1 point as they finished runners up for the title.

The boys played Collacks with 1 game to go, where a win would have seen us take 1st place…

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A cheeky siesta for half of the squad in España, feauturing the one and only Sticky Vicky.

Star CB Hagerich was papped doing naughty things with a midget (Price).

In other news, the remaining squad dropped 2 points on Wednesday.

Back next week👊🟢

#Sex

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Away day today as the boys are down The Track hoping to revert back to 5-a-side glory.

2 hrs in & GK Bates is yet to concede a goal but has consumed 4 pints of Strongbow.

The WAG’s are yet to show to support the greens so the boys have declared themselves as single.

#OnionBag

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Ever seen a better 6?

We’ll wait

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The team are on a team building social at Bad Habits as we speak.

The venue is currently full with attention for the players, but make your best efforts to come and meet the squad!

#Mango

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2 wins in 2 for the returning Mango’s, who show that fitness is temporary but class is permanent.

New signing Legg with an impressive 5 goals looks set to carry the fat blokes until they return to fitness.

The team enjoyed 6 pints and 3 burgers each after tonights win!

#Green

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🚨BREAKING🚨

An anonymous buyer has purchased LGM FC and paid off the staggering debts, bringing the club out of administration and back into the football league.

Bates, Price and Hagerich have returned (each 10kg heavier), after their brief hiatus in Australia.

#GreenFattys