Thumb Zen 

Professional procrastinator, part-time philosopher. If you're looking for witty tweets, you're in the right place. Follow now!

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"Brazzers" did a really good job naming their site, as it could be typed out entirely with your left hand
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Lots of TV and films depict a proposal as this dramatic, surprising moment where someone finally realizes their true feelings. While it may make for good entertainment, in real life your significant other should be well aware of where the relationship is heading.

[Thumb Zen  @GreenThumbZen]

A marriage proposal should NOT come as a big surprise, despite what you may have seen in the movies. The topic of marriage should be thoroughly discussed well before you propose.

[Bitto Keren K Esq. @KerenKBitto]

My country babes will say it’s too basic for them cos he didn’t add two billion flowers, money bouquet & unnecessary orishirishi.

Ah he took her to eat lunch, he didn’t even kneel down o, the food no even expensive. She sef she just collected the ring o. God no barb me this one.

[Thumb Zen  @GreenThumbZen]

When you don't have all the facts, try to give people the most generous reason you can for their action.

Annoyingly slow driver? Maybe it's a mom with a birthday cake in the back

This mindset will gradually make you less reactive, more caring and forgiving of your own bad days.

[Anita Vams @a__vanita]

Sigh
I’ve known my gen man for 4 years and every time i call, he comes.
Last week, he kept sending his second and I’ve always told him his second doesn’t calm down to do his work so i was angry.
Got home, no light and gen isn’t coming on so i called to complain and as soon as i heard his voice, first thing i asked was “Are you okay”?

And his response ruined my night.
“Madam, my wife don leave me. She die last month”

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Dissing Eminem’s daughter on a track is the rap equivalent of killing John Wick’s dog. ☠ ☠ ☠

[The Eminem Bible @Shadyind]

Eminem dancing with his daughter Hailie at her wedding.😍

[MUHAMMAD 💙 @heis_muhammadd]

Rich man pikin go think say na artwork 😭

[SODEEQ💎💎💎 @UsmanSodeeq13]

Jummah Mubaraq 💫🕌

[Thumb Zen  @GreenThumbZen]

May God turn your hardships into blessings.

[⭐Sabi_gyal🇨🇩🇳🇬 @milokas_]

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[Thumb Zen  @GreenThumbZen]

When you think about it 6 mins doesnt feel like 10% of an hour.

[MUHAMMAD 💙 @heis_muhammadd]

I no dey chop breakfast
Rich man pikin go think say na relationship I dey talk 😭

[SODEEQ💎💎💎 @UsmanSodeeq13]

Those “rich man pikin jokes” are the funniest shit on twitter right now😂💔😹

[IAMFUNBII @iamfunbii]

Luck does not find people who are not prepared for it

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