Sold Garnacho
Sold Antony
Sold Rashford
Sold Sancho
Sold Hojlund
Sold Onana
Bought Cunha
Bought Mbeumo
Bought Sesko
Unlocked Amad
Called out Wilcox
Called out the board
Eradicated player power
SET THE STANDARD
He actually rebuilt the club HIMSELF 🇵🇹
It's official! ... The French Foreign Minister Jean-Noël Barrot just invited Britain back into the Single Market. He said we'd be met with "open arms".
#RejoinEU 🇬🇧🇪🇺
Premier League points swings this season compared to last season after game week 30/31:
✅ Manchester Utd +22
✅ Arsenal +12
✅ Manchester City +9
✅ Everton +5
❌ Liverpool -22
You’ll never guess what team spent £491.5m on their squad 😜
What a time to be alive 🥳🥳🥳
Attention BBC and Daily Mail newsdesks. It is being reliably reported that Reform UK MP Richard Tice dodged a £600,000 tax bill. Where's the media coverage?
A few days ago we were pussies, he didn't need or want our help and he'd already won this war. Turns out...he's thick as fuck, endangered us all, had no idea what he was getting all us into and, above all, he's a massive cunt. Who knew!