Katelyn Greenwood

It's story time.

[Faber @dfaber84]

Dairy Farmers are crop farmers that were bored with weekends and winters off, so they bought beef cows, and didn’t know what to do in the middle of the day, so they bought milk cows.

[Jenna Wheeler @jennnaaa_3]

My cousin announced to the family that after she finishes up at Cambridge, she will be getting her doctorate from Standford

At that moment, my mom looked me in the eye. I could just tell she was thinking about the time I put diesel in my car and wondering where she went wrong.

[Katelyn Greenwood @Greenbush09]

I dont always get a flu shot, but when I do I get the fucking flu. #bullshit #WhatAJoke #NeverAgain

[john bolka @JohnBolka]

Nothing screams Wisconsin like a kid being chased by a turkey in the snow in a city called Ashwahbenon only to be saved by a Chevy Equinox

[Katelyn Greenwood @Greenbush09]

I feel like a bad farm wife for being so thankful for rain during harvest but it sure is nice having Thom home for a day.

[Katelyn Greenwood @Greenbush09]

So ready for it to be fall... to the point that I spent the afternoon baking apple crisp with my pumpkin scented candle warmer going. Had enough of this humid summer bullshit. #ComeOnFall

[Faber @dfaber84]

Top 10 farmers ranked:

10- you
9- can’t
8- rank
7- farmers
6- because
5- they’re
4- such
3- a
2- diverse
1- Dairy Farmer, they do the work of row croppers and ranchers, while also milking cows erryday.

[Katelyn Greenwood @Greenbush09]

Whenever Tom really pisses me off I start putting cat food out for all the stray cats because I know how mad it makes him when they're always in our yard.

[Katelyn Greenwood @Greenbush09]

I don't always run, but when I do it's because someone let the cows out.

[Katelyn Greenwood @Greenbush09]

Pregnant hangry is the worst kind of hangry.

[Katelyn Greenwood @Greenbush09]

When you finally overcome all the bullshit life has continuously thrown at you for over 20 years and have made a life for yourself you love and think for once you're going to catch a decent break of happiness, life is like "hold my beer, let's fuck with this bitch some more."

[Katelyn Greenwood @Greenbush09]

Cleaning is do much less enjoyable when sober.

[Katelyn Greenwood @Greenbush09]

Some days I really wish I had a dick, apparently if you have one those you don't ever have to clean, do dishes, or laundry. #MustBeNice #FemaleProbs.

[Katelyn Greenwood @Greenbush09]

All day I work with cattle and then I come home to my cats, goat, and dog..... I surround myself with animals because people fucking suck and animals are the best companions.

[Katelyn Greenwood @Greenbush09]

My dog is such a smart, good boy.... 90% of the time. The other 10% he's a chompy little asshole.

[Katelyn Greenwood @Greenbush09]

When you're kirbying hard af and go to dust behind the toilet roll holder with it and it vacuums up the damn roll of toilet paper. #TooMuchSuction #KirbyProbs.

[Katelyn Greenwood @Greenbush09]

Ever since my concussion I've been super forgetful, like last night I thought my toothbrush was the green one instead of purple and used Thoms toothbrush. #PoorThom #Whoops.

[Katelyn Greenwood @Greenbush09]

Cause we're picture perfect in a broken frame

[Katelyn Greenwood @Greenbush09]

Another day milking cows for 10 hours #NationalFarmersDay #MilkMilkMilk #CantGetEnoughCows