Greeno Sub Shop

Greeno Sub Shop is a non-profit student-run co-op business that operates to serve the most delicious food for people as a priority.

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“hot subs serving hot subs”

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okay and what if we start marketing hot dogs with ketchup as the deriod? #wwyd #deriod

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would get on my knees for a motor vehicle big enough to fit four (4) large tables rn

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new no borax no glue slime recipe just dropped- 3 shots (no breathing in between) + 1 vape rip. Results may vary.

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to whoever wrote maga on the chalkboard in shop- we are planning your illegal transgender surgery at our next all-staff meeting this friday

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gender reveal this friday🤫

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our smash or pass tip jar is looking real sad. do people not fw freak gays anymore? pls dm me im scared for the future of america

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femmes can grill too✊

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the greeno comanagers are being let out of their cages this sunday for opening day. just wanted to give a heads up to gen pop in case people need to hide their partners. #hotpeopleservinghotfood

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Greeno WILL have our liquor license by next hillfest

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Greeno used to be a myth, now we a reality biatch

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Tax The Rich! (sweets and more)

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Greeno just dropped 50% tariffs on all student businesses — 75% on sweets and more tho

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fuck. might do something crazy…

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We have consulted with our new CRO (Chief Rizz Officer) The Rizzler to bring the most rizz-enhancing drink known to man.

Rizzberry coming soon.

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Nicotine addiction is the hidden 8th cooperative principle

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All tips go towards buying our communal office vape

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Just to be clear, Greeno is a Furry Friendly Sub Shop.

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Please stop leaving hate mail in the comment box; I can’t keep crying myself to sleep

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Don’t worry kids i’m not breaking into your dorm i’m just putting up Greeno flyers!

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First all staff of the semester got a little wild

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Santa’s dead to us. All we wanted was working appliances. #umassadminweknowyouhateusbutcanwepleasegetsomesweetgreentoinvestinanewfridge