Fake Greens

I'm better than you - that's why I vote Green.

[Fake Greens @GreensVictoria]

We never leave the inner city so we couldn't make it to #burvale. We're all having a chat after yoga class instead. #vicvotes

[Fake Greens @GreensVictoria]

Our Vespas and fixies don't go so well on Freeways. That and there's no fair-trade coffee in the bush! @markboxsell #vicvotes

[Fake Greens @GreensVictoria]

doesn't mean we don't care - we don't cost any of our policies & pipe-dreams don't have start dates @VictoriaVotes @timinboxhill #vicvotes

[Fake Greens @GreensVictoria]

That's right Tim. We greens compete in ironic penny-farthing races and horse-less horse racing @timinboxhill @marksolonsch #vicvotes

[Fake Greens @GreensVictoria]

Don't touch RRR! Where would I hear enviro-folk-trance? @ALPVictoriaPR When re-elected we will cut all funding to all Triple J DJs #vicvotes

[Fake Greens @GreensVictoria]

Is it this guy? http://arseh.at/1jn @wombat1974 Does anyone even know who the Greens leader in Victoria is? #vicvotes #whoisthegreensleader

[Fake Greens @GreensVictoria]

It's that lady at Moroccan Soup Bar @wombat1974 Does anyone even know who the Greens leader in Victoria is? #vicvotes #whoisthegreensleader

[Fake Greens @GreensVictoria]

One of our very qualified Greens candidates: http://www.facebook.com/Nick4doncaster (PS - this is not a joke). #vicvotes

[Fake Greens @GreensVictoria]

All our computers run on hampster-power bit.ly/42MlS RT @JezzaKepper @timinboxhill i hope you carbon offset your electricity use! #vicvotes

[Fake Greens @GreensVictoria]

RT @GreensVictoria The Greens youth mental health policy in 2 words: bushwalks and bongs - nothing a bit of leafy green won't fix #vicvotes

[Fake Greens @GreensVictoria]

We're still for bushwalks and bongs RT @theTubManJ an important issue - help for LGBT youth from Neville http://bit.ly/b9F2w4 #vicvotes

[Fake Greens @GreensVictoria]

RT @VicGreens single authority? all we need is a single gear to fix transport problems - fixies all the way #vicvotes #iusedtorideavespa

[Fake Greens @GreensVictoria]

@KRuddMP we often pretend we're in government, have pretend policies and pretend budgets. @brianwalterssc has a pretend conscience #vicvotes

[Fake Greens @GreensVictoria]

@cyenne40 beatnik? I'm not sure what that is - i think I slept through that part of my 20th Century Cultural Crusaders Course at CAE

[Fake Greens @GreensVictoria]

@cyenne40 our gaming policy is to ban poker machines for everyone except hipsters who use them ironically #vicvotes #beingbluecollariscool

[Fake Greens @GreensVictoria]

@netz_melb @kattekrab we have a dirt unit too - except we call it the compost heap. #vicvotes

[Fake Greens @GreensVictoria]

We take ourselves very seriously. RT @3AWNeilMitchell Does anybody take the Greens seriously? #vicvotes

[Fake Greens @GreensVictoria]

@3AW693 with no Pipeworks Market where will I put my vintage-vegan-fairtrade-lamp coverings stall? #VicVotes

[Fake Greens @GreensVictoria]

Thanks #bureaucratwithasenseofhumour RT @auspost @GreensVictoria You can contact your local council to find out the correct address.

[Warbz @Warbz]

@GreensVictoria Haha, we use the calculators with the solar panel at the ALP. Carbon conscious but not stuck in the 1700's #vicvotes