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What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business.

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If your free birthday drink at Starbucks doesn’t amount to $8 or more, what are you even doing?!

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@callmeshitto Yes

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Who is Betty and what did Taylor do to her 😩

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It’s not looking good, folks 😳

[Jimmy Tatro @JimmyTatro]

We’re legally not allowed to leave our houses and I still don’t have time to watch the Irishman

[Soulja Boy @souljaboy]

In this world you either crank that soulja boy or it cranks you

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@jessmacarthurr (My parents are watching my dog ❤️🐶)

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I’ve been too good at remembering my reusable bags when shopping, so now I’m running out of paper bags for my recycling #WAstateproblems #reusereducerecycle

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Sick fantasy suite, is that a double bed? #TheBachelor

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I've spent more time this week watching #TheBachelor & #TheBachelorWinterGames than I have sleeping

[David Harbour @DavidKHarbour]

125k retweets. Provided date works with s3 shooting schedule, I will get ordained and perform ceremony. I get to read an esteemed love letter of my choosing, and after the cake is officially cut, I get the very first piece. #allthecakes https://t.co/rSku8qD7uT

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😂😂😂

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Sick of GROWN ASS PEOPLE misusing addition/edition #getitrightgetittight

[Betches @betchesluvthis]

"When was the last time you washed your hair?"
Me:

[dead phteven @PhuckinCody]

catholic contestant: i'd like to buy 12 O's

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@AspectRatioRoss ok dad

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Hi @amazon, pretty weird email to get when you're neither expecting a baby nor have a registry!

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You never realize how much food you drop until your dog isn't home #vacuum