Greg

Failed artist. Wise opinions my own, terrible tweets blameable on others. Probably vice-versa.

[Greg @Greg1586]

Day 1 of #iOS27 and my iPhone branded a selfie “sensitive content, risk of gore” and then made me prove my identity to view it. It was a photo of my nose that the kid took on FaceTime.

[Greg @Greg1586]

If #CountBinface wins, can we petition the @RoyalFamily to create him a peer of the realm in services to Britain? #clacton #ukpol

[Mike Gyi @mikegyi]

I’m building a new and improved version of Facebook Events

[Greg @Greg1586]

Hey @elonmusk when are you uploading all that dirt on @realDonaldTrump onto Grok? Asking for a friend. #PrideMonth

[Greg @Greg1586]

@simon_herron I’m at Ba Na Hills in Vietnam and I thought of you 😘

[Greg @Greg1586]

Hey @VodafoneAU I tried to call you but the automated thing is an idiot.

How do I talk to someone who can take my money in exchange for services that you provide?

[Greg @Greg1586]

Been away for a while, returned to #Melbourne . @Dukes_Coffee ☕️ is still king. Their croissants also 💯

#coffee #coffeelovers #CoffeeLover #cafe #croissant #Australian #Australia #straya

[Greg @Greg1586]

The four stages of insomnia:

1. Aren’t we a bit perky tonight?
2. Could get up and do something but probably fall asleep in five mins
3. Bed now uncomfortable hell, but
could fall asleep in five mins so shall endure
…
4. Sweet merciful sleep take me… oh it’s my alarm.

[Greg @Greg1586]

@JamesBlunt Syphilis be like that 🤷🏼‍♂️

[Greg @Greg1586]

🙋🏻‍♂️ a bad outcome (whatever your opinion) on #VoteYes doesn’t prevent you from continuing to make the case for better Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander reconciliation.

Australia is a democracy that values free speech. So you can make the case tomorrow, whatever your vote.

[Greg @Greg1586]

@mikegyi 😬

[Greg @Greg1586]

@dan_mcmahon @jagregory Bienvenue en le monde 1me

[Greg @Greg1586]

@krishgm Bullesque

[Greg @Greg1586]

@jagregory The meta here is “can we get someone to ChatGPT the radius of bollards to encourage fine-able parking?”

[Greg @Greg1586]

@dan_mcmahon @jagregory Wait are you describing yourself irl or in-game?

Also in let’s play context hit-and-miss with returned-to-twitter vagrant.

[Greg @Greg1586]

@dan_mcmahon Let them eat cake

[Greg @Greg1586]

@GordonRamsay I had a pain au chocolat with your name on it at Hong Kong airport and it was like eating a fucking shoe.

Sort it out.

[Greg @Greg1586]

@Nigel_Farage I’d rather take a sandpaper enema than drink this crap.

[Greg @Greg1586]

@elonmusk Some of them might work.

[Greg @Greg1586]

@Scottludlam “That’s the real meaning of herd immunity. We’re immune to fundamentally giving a shit.”