Greg

epic

[Greg @Greg35362704]

i drink therefore i am

[Greg @Greg35362704]

that face when you are sitting the wrong way on the train

[Greg @Greg35362704]

that face when you are sitting the right way on a train

[Greg @Greg35362704]

#Iwantacigarette

[Greg @Greg35362704]

god im definitely an alcoholic had 2 beers while watching a movie then decided to go get a 10 pack will give updates on my drunkeness

[Ema @SmasherIsEma]

sugar daddy: I'm gonna spoil you

salt daddy: I'm gonna preserve you

[serena shahidi @glamdemon2004]

Typed “my chud life” and it autocorrected to “my chic life”

[mjsrightglove @mjsrightglove]

dudes used to just hand you particles

[Greg @Greg35362704]

when you lowkey blah blah and yeah you get it something gay

[Greg @Greg35362704]

me hanging out with that one guy whos afraid of heights

[Neet @neet_sol]

When the group chat is talking geopolitics and the unemployed mf starts typing

[Greg @Greg35362704]

mfw videogamedunkey posts

[Greg @Greg35362704]

🏆 ⚽ ⬆️ Get in! I just guided shmegma fc to play-off glory in Non-League B https://t.co/63FqeFBW5r [Free App] #footballchairman

[Greg @Greg35362704]

🏆 ⚽ ⬆️ We are going up! I just guided shmegma fc to 2nd place in Non-League C https://t.co/63FqeFBW5r [Free App] #footballchairman

[Kalan @kalancc]

How it feels to have a mysterious source of income in your 20s

[digi @airstreaks]

I hate talking stages bruh "what did u do today" I smoked weed played video games and ate pizza rolls Sorry that im a fucking chud