Greg Brant

Xpath badboi. Contract .NET developer. Significantly older than I was in my profile picture.

[Greg Brant @GregB]

Javascript God

[Greg Brant @GregB]

@cmuratori did you see the sparkling javascript from 2019?

https://t.co/H4BL36j4Oc

[Greg Brant @GregB]

@ToolstationUK your checkout funnel is broken. Logs me out whenever I try to checkout

[Greg Brant @GregB]

@primevideosport @AmazonUK Ronel is terrible at his job! WTF kind of service is this?

[Greg Brant @GregB]

@HiveHomeUK your in-app chat support is terrible. Just gives the pulsing 3 dots. Even though "Hive joined the chat" they never say anything.

[Aldi Stores UK @AldiUK]

You sound like our legal team

[Greg Brant @GregB]

#jQuery (1.6!!!) GOD!

[Greg Brant @GregB]

@xMikeDeanx UX fail

[Greg Brant @GregB]

How to expand a zpool on pre-existing disks with more capacity?

https://t.co/Vt0lxSfOtp

#truenas #ZFS

[Greg Brant @GregB]

@xMikeDeanx You joke, but the answer was "press the Expand button"

[Greg Brant @GregB]

Just realized I've still got my skype name in my email footer

[Greg Brant @GregB]

nginx badboi

[Greg Brant @GregB]

@virginmedia It's cancelled, after two calls, and about 15 hard-sell attempts.

It shouldn't be that hard. It should be illegal to do what you do. There should be a big fat Cancel button in My Virgin Media so I don't have to speak to any of your sales staff.

[Greg Brant @GregB]

@virginmedia saying they're gonna charge me for not giving 30 days notice to cancel my account. I'm out of contract.

Ridiculous

[Zarah Sultana MP @zarahsultana]

Nationalise water NOW.

[Greg Brant @GregB]

If I cancel my Direct Debit, presumably you'll just cancel my services @virginmedia ?

[Greg Brant @GregB]

Cut off after 5 minutes @virginmedia

[Greg Brant @GregB]

Currently on the phone with @virginmedia trying to cancel my services because I no longer need them and getting the Spanish inquisition.

Piss poor customer service as usual.

[Greg Brant @GregB]

Pretty sure I'm just on hold as punishment

[Greg Brant @GregB]

@AzureSupport Sent

[Greg Brant @GregB]

IS anyone else having issues with @Azure connectivity in UK South? @AzureSupport #azure #networking