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I am serious. And don't call me Shirley.

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@Moon_River05 I’ve heard of butter face. Is butthis face a thing?

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@alittlesassy01

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@elizabethk1985

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#wednesdaythought

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@AdamParkhomenko @FinderGrail3

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@fluffyguy @JohnCena @WWE @WWEUniverse Wait…you mean to say that ISN’T @JohnCena

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@LeaKThompson I’m in!!!

Which means I’m … out … I guess?

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@kathleenmadigan @TaftTheatre Absolutely incredible show!!! @kathleenmadigan and @michaelpalascak crushed it!

GO SEE THIS SHOW!

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@kathleenmadigan @TaftTheatre Yes, you will!

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@deidrejowen Third person. And I hear it in Morgan Freeman’s voice.

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Cincinnati see ya soon @TaftTheatre ! Fancy.

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@LindenmuthWendi Your question is impacting me.

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Coming to ya live from @OfficialAlamo 🙌🏻
See you Texas Termites tonight @MajesticEmpire 🎉

#TheAlamo #KathleenMadigan

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@kathleenmadigan
Early birthday present to myself!

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@Martina @JoJoFromJerz

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@Kica333 @Crazy_ButCute2 Me flirting back: Yes, as long as those things involve stuff.

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RIP #WillieMays

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@LindenmuthWendi Long-distance.

Some might even say….remote.

(I’ll see myself out)

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Did Dennis just plagiarize @brokenlizard’s “Beerfest?”
@SteveLemme @jaychandrasekha @PaulSoter @ErikStolhanske @HeffernanRules

[Republicans against Trump @RpsAgainstTrump]

Actor Dennis Quaid who voted for Trump in the past, says he’ll vote for him again:

“I see a weaponization of our justice system and a challenge to our constitution… People might call him an a$$hole but he's my a$$hole.”

This is a reminder that Trump literally called for the suspension of the Constitution to overturn the 2020 results.

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@SarahSquirm It’s France, so they would likely surrender after 15.