Greg David Jones

Comedian and performer at The Pack theater.

[Greg David Jones @GregDavidJones]

TWITTER: An online service where you try to change a stranger's mind, points of view, & strongly held beliefs in a 140 characters or less.

[Greg David Jones @GregDavidJones]

@joanhaleyford I can’t even screw over NPC’s.

[@GreatBranzino @GreatBranzino]

Hey MBMBAM HUSSIES!!! @MBMBaM @JustinMcElroy @griffinmcelroy @travismcelroy #WhyNotAWizard ??? More like #WhyNotTheGreatBranzino ! Behold my magical machinations within the @WrestlingPW ring https://t.co/Ny0AlHo1L4

[Greg David Jones @GregDavidJones]

@joanhaleyford Joey enjoys the air conditioned rides we take. This is from today.

[Greg David Jones @GregDavidJones]

@joanhaleyford Absolutely brilliant and hilarious.

[Greg David Jones @GregDavidJones]

It’s hot enough that the glue is breaking down the glue that I used to piece together my mind.

[Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome]

Thank god it's Kamala! I was worried Biden was going to pick someone else who would have made me absolutely still vote for him no matter what.

[Greg David Jones @GregDavidJones]

This is why @chrissyteigen is a national treasure.

[Laurence Tribe 🇺🇦 ⚖️ @tribelaw]

Trump’s Postmaster General Louis DeJoy and his wife, Aldona Wos, nominated to become our ambassador to Canada, own between $30 million and $75 million of assets in competitors to the US Postal Service. No problem there, right?

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

Doing it right out in the open 👇👇👇👇👇

[Greg David Jones @GregDavidJones]

Unemployment + $600 is more than you make normally IS the problem. It just showed how many people have an unlivable wage.

[The Hill @thehill]

Sen. @tedcruz: "We are paying a whole lot of people a lot more money to stay home and not work than they made on their jobs -- and that is terrible."

[ACLU @ACLU]

Federal agents are brutally attacking medics in Portland.

We will not let these inhumane and unconstitutional actions go unanswered.

[Oliver Willis @owillis]

biden needs more content on his dog, major.

[ACLU @ACLU]

🗣️ END SOLITARY CONFINEMENT

[Greg David Jones @GregDavidJones]

@mattsmithnyc @RKeithDavis1 @scronz420 @magnus_magnetus @thejtlewis @realDonaldTrump He suffers from White Man Virus. You know, racism.

[Greg David Jones @GregDavidJones]

@msdanifernandez And I am built like a tiny ballerina. 🙄 Insecure incel men are just intimidated by strong women. And you are a strong woman.

[Greg David Jones @GregDavidJones]

@JChappy14 @EpaL @dirtballhick @7kidchaos @ArdenFarhi @NDProblemSolver @realDonaldTrump @CBSNews It’s also not just about deaths. We are only beginning to understand the long term effects of the virus on the human body. Some are coming out with serious COD issues. It’s kind of like saying not everyone dies from polio and ignoring those that became paralyzed.

[Greg David Jones @GregDavidJones]

Thank god @SethMacFarlane figured it out. Now it’s up to the scientists to figure it out. A solution is on its way!

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

good
lord

[tssneegrlnaooi @generationloss]

The New Mexico Republican Party hears there was a shooting at a protest, puts out a statement denouncing it...then it comes out that the shooter was a former republican candidate for office who shot someone for trying to pull down a statue, and they RETRACT THE STATEMENT.