craig

mediocre @ worst

[craig @GregEllis_]

This just in!!!!!!! Fucking idiot has no insurance and the cops can’t do anything about her fleeing the scene so I’m responsible to fix it all!!!!!!! The law is sick and really useful!!!!!!!

[craig @GregEllis_]

I was in my way home today, a lady flew around me, went off the road, back on the road and back off the road, some hit hit my truck door, she came out SCREAMING at ME threw a FUCKIN CIGARETTE AT ME ran down the street and HITCH HIKED FROM THE SCENE LIKE WHAT THE FUCK MAN HOW

[craig @GregEllis_]

I just don’t know how much more emotional damage I can take from the Cleveland god damn browns

[craig @GregEllis_]

@KyleDoesRadio I don’t like this very much at all to be honest

[Everything Out Of Context @EverythingOOC]

fuck it, the entire Oppenheimer movie

[craig @GregEllis_]

@zachlanebryan The damn Denver cig bandit

[craig @GregEllis_]

I’m so fucking tired man

[Greg Price @greg_price11]

Jean-Pierre: "Americans feel better about their personal finances [because] of [Biden's] policies."

[McNeil @REFLOG18]

Pentagon: “We had an accounting error of $6.2 billion dollars”

Ukraine rn:

[craig @GregEllis_]

@zachlanebryan It can be done in 12 days and don’t let anyone else tell you otherwise

[craig @GregEllis_]

@davechianese It was really one of the more insane things I’ve ever heard from someone being dead serious

[craig @GregEllis_]

“That was the downside to microwaving all those hotdogs that late, I was fired up after”

[craig @GregEllis_]

This is the last straw, do not trust these bastards

[KAKE News @KAKEnews]

Set your air conditioning to 78 degrees during the day, 82 at night, federal program suggests: https://t.co/Tyh4YuKBdG #KAKEnews

[craig @GregEllis_]

@breadtitt @ch1w33th3d0g What a fuckin knucklehead

[craig @GregEllis_]

@CollinRugg How about the invisible lesbians 🤔

[craig @GregEllis_]

@davechianese @jack_oleary @zenen_saneshige Hybrids are half gas man that’s it, jack simply doesn’t understand the technology of the Prius

[craig @GregEllis_]

@jack_oleary @zenen_saneshige Dude hybrids are not gas man

[craig @GregEllis_]

@zachlanebryan The best show Matt Damon ever put on

[craig @GregEllis_]

@zachlanebryan ALSO, hope again in Cleveland

[craig @GregEllis_]

@zachlanebryan LEAVING IN CLEVELAND, NEED IT

[craig @GregEllis_]

@zachweinberg I’ve had so many major things completely missed by doctors and every time it’s “oh well, at least now we found it” lmao