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[Big Barn Energy 🦚 @GregGodwin11]

@ChaisePelt9m @ComeBackIggy @TheReal50305775 @gAUlf_WDE So you finally admit that Auburn is a superior program to Florida.

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@anshedonic @MattLovesVinyl @BridgetPhetasy Yes

[Auburn Memes @AuburnMemes]

Your timeline if you mention anything about The University of Alabama

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In America, a warehouse store. A fully roasted chicken costs five dollars, the raw chicken beside it costs seven, and I stood between them like a man between two truths.

Golden. Hot. Seasoned. Spinning in glory under the lights, in a line of its brothers. Four dollars and ninety-nine cents.

I checked the raw birds. Seven dollars. Pale. Cold. You must do everything yourself.

This is not commerce. Commerce does not move backward. Somewhere in this building, mathematics lies defeated.

I asked the man at the counter. "How is the cooked bird cheaper than the raw bird?"

"Been five bucks forever. They keep it that way."

"But the store loses."

"Yep. On purpose."

On purpose. I held my receipt with both hands.

In my land, a lord who lowered the price of rice in a hard winter was remembered for generations. They built him a small shrine. This store does it every day, with chicken, and tells no one.

A woman behind me grew tired of my reverence. "It's just a chicken, sir."

It is not just a chicken. It is a wound the merchant takes on purpose, so that anyone, on any day, with five dollars, eats like a lord. The bird is the message. The price is the vow.

I will confess: I bought two. I did not need two. The second was not hunger. It was gratitude, and it was delicious.

Some prices are not prices. They are promises.

I return every week now. I take one bird. I bow toward the deli, briefly, so as not to alarm the staff. They have begun nodding back.

The vow holds. The bird turns. Five dollars.

Long may it spin.

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@jmammina @colecubelic @JimmyStein_LOB Silence, Updyke

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@HawkEmDownChris B

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@T3Bracketology @CBKReport Gonzaga is my favorite cheese.

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@nevamadeafinal3 @AU_Godfather Oh, were we just talking about the last 6 years? I don’t think Auburn has tried to claim any championships in that timeframe, so wtf are you actually talking about?

Silly bammers are so silly.

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@nevamadeafinal3 @AU_Godfather This isn’t the road you want to go down. You might actually want to look up the details on some of those bammer “championships”

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@drunkAI3 @Goat_Latia I’d rafter be able to spell simple words, ya dumb bammer 🤣🤣

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@mikeMaher @DaveAlgonquin3 @ClayTravis So you’re just classically retarded then.

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@FPWellman They can still be in combat roles as long as they can pass the physical qualifications.

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@arya_sundaram

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@ChrisJH31018 @LynnH80716 @AllAubarn Tell us you can’t read without telling us you can’t read.

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@The_Barnyard0 The refs would like a word

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@MichaelWBratton Neither does anybody else with eyeballs.

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This game isn’t even real. Why even bother playing the game if the refs are going to decide it?

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@BabysitterBari Hard to beat the refs

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@sammysunri31525 @The_Barnyard0 @rolltizzy That’s a weird way to say that you don’t know ball.

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@BamaNaysay62877 @BarnerBecca Need to up that troll game, princess. This is like watching a little baby troll take her first steps on X after living on Facebook her whole life. Cute, but boring. Now shush while the big boys play football. 😘