Greg Gregory

Born 1957 in a West Virginian coal mine. Married 3x (all wives died of stab wounds). Single. Shell gas station team lead 36 years running. Lover of all.

[Greg Gregory @GregGregory1957]

#pouroutabeeronyourcrotchchallenge

[Greg Gregory @GregGregory1957]

@wiacwilly False claims!

[Greg Gregory @GregGregory1957]

@schiz04renic My mom would be sad

[Greg Gregory @GregGregory1957]

Just as I expected.
std positive.

Darn

[Greg Gregory @GregGregory1957]

In retarded

[Greg Gregory @GregGregory1957]

The best part about Kwik trip is the color of the roof is usually green

[Greg Gregory @GregGregory1957]

Green roofs look cool and it blends with the red good without looking like Christmas colors

[Greg Gregory @GregGregory1957]

So excited to eat Kwik trip tomorrow. The move is the 2 piece fried chicken for 2.99

[Greg Gregory @GregGregory1957]

Absolute idiot. U just lie and say u just got tested, even when ur positive,it literally doesn’t matter. Been positive for past 5 weeks

[Harvey Savage @Harvey_Savage]

@RealDeanCain I also could’ve had an STD

[Greg Gregory @GregGregory1957]

5’ 3” Latina in the gym today

[Greg Gregory @GregGregory1957]

The CDC says u should eat toothpaste

[Greg Gregory @GregGregory1957]

Table talk.

Circular tables -
Pros: everyone can talk to each other easily.

Cons: hard to rest ur elbows on the table comfortably.

[Greg Gregory @GregGregory1957]

Back hurts, feet hurt, head hurts.

[Greg Gregory @GregGregory1957]

Beach days > #getmytanon

[Greg Gregory @GregGregory1957]

Big win on a monday for the last day of #womenshistorymonth

[Greg Gregory @GregGregory1957]

@temp1eton Nothing says romance like the smell of bar piss shit and puke 💕

[Greg Gregory @GregGregory1957]

Bigfoot is real so stfu anyone who disagrees

[Greg Gregory @GregGregory1957]

The best part of being homeless was doing drugs in public

[Greg Gregory @GregGregory1957]

I miss being homeless a little bit