Hawes

Teacher, coach, anonymous blogger. Assistant Director of the National Dad Joke Strategic Reserves

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Bummed that Haiti is playing Scotland. Love to see them get a point, but I can’t root against the Scots.

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@mmpadellan Haiti Scotland

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@readswithravi @deray Just finished Angel Down. Couldn’t put it down. Amazing.

Just started American Patriarch by HW Brands

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@WhiteHouse @Interior @Freedom250 History is the Voting Rights Act
History beating the Nazis.

This is idiocracy.

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@3YearLetterman Oklahoma is just JV Texas

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@crunchyrugger @noyeahobviously @JaquxyzXaiXai The Queen was there.

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@USMNT @FIFAWorldCup @newyorkcityfc @MLS That name is taken.

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@crunchyrugger @noyeahobviously @JaquxyzXaiXai Watched the Six Nations final match in an “Irish” pub in Grenada Spain. Spanish, English, French….amazing.

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@atl_samir2401 What if you run the ball three times and kick the field goal?

What if Wohlers doesn’t hang that slider to Leyritz?

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@NoContextBrits Clearly you’re not a golfer

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@stoolpresidente Uh. No. You blithering idiot.

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@BKsquared7 They expire fifteen seconds after you earn them.

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@MenInBlazers All Cops Are Ballers

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@Timoex @FreddyLA7

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@FreddyLA7

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@CapitolAvenue At what point do you make him a high leverage reliever?

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@Docneuroeo @CentristMadness It’s not real. He’s standing up and awake.

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@reesetheone1 23, but that was a LOOOONG time ago.

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@JoshRaby Aliens: smart enough for interstellar travel. Choose a planet that is 3/4th water.

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@God_Questioner