Greg

I haven't always been this glam, I was a drab little crab once

[Greg @GregIsLame]

@4kTreyyyy @TomPelissero Ratings. When the team with Taylor Swift sitting in the audience makes it to the Super Bowl, more people will watch. The nfl is a television show at the end of the day, and ratings matter to make money.

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Another indicator that I’m old, I thought SZA was a member of Wu-Tang

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Yesterday we measured my head. Spoiler alert: it’s big.

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Unpopular opinion: I love June gloom!

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At what age do kittens stop attacking your feet while you sleep? Asking for a friend.

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Twins https://t.co/FWUdjH6Co7

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“Anybody ever tell you that you look like Jimmy Fallon?” - My therapist.

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People on planes who leave the light on so they can read deserve to be thrown out mid-flight.

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Friendsgiving https://t.co/ApIogTsIry

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I miss Ghost

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I just earned a skill badge for Adobe Photoshop! Who's next? See how you do on a #LinkedInSkillAssessment. https://t.co/Za9PmDOVn2

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It is with a deep... https://t.co/TA8ZaJUrZ0

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I had to say goodbye to my best friend today. My heart is heavy, but thank you for over a decade of companionship. I will never forget you Ghost <\3 https://t.co/obT78axh6B

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@StrangelEdweird @netflix You working for Netflix now?

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Just posted a photo https://t.co/I0f7K11UVE

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*sigh* I spoke too... https://t.co/TA8ZaJUrZ0

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We're overjoyed wi... https://t.co/TA8ZaJUrZ0

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A couple of wizards go to Comic Con… @ San Diego, California https://t.co/rjXxDYQhYq

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Just posted a photo @ Orange, California https://t.co/ti1kn7cA0A

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As the people of #Ukraine struggle with a war that has had devastating effects on their country, one heartbreaking issue that sometimes only becomes an afterthought is the welfare of their animals. 

Charitable efforts are crucial…https://t.co/smvPsZUeS8 https://t.co/Qfc1nRmxme