Greg Petersen

Author of Open Mike and The Dream Thief, speaker, editor, ghostwriter, and yes, for hire.

[Greg Petersen @GregJPete]

@StLouisBlues Thank you. Just think of the money I will save when I never support the @StLouisBlues ever again. Well, good luck, I guess.

[Greg Petersen @GregJPete]

@hollywoodn60 Yep. Great place to people watch

[Greg Petersen @GregJPete]

As a general rule, if you'e going to make a grand statement about your greatness, check your grammar first.

[Greg Petersen @GregJPete]

I'm pretty sure JD Vance continues to push the pet-eating narrative in Springfield because he is tired of people talking about his torrid love affairs with couches.

[Greg Petersen @GregJPete]

Hulk Hogan was at the #RepublicanNationalConvention? They sure are leaning in to the whole #Idiocracy theme.

[Greg Petersen @GregJPete]

I don't have data to support this, but I am sure there is a negative linear correlation in regards to people who have read JD Vance's book, and their likelihood to vote for him.

[Greg Petersen @GregJPete]

#Project2025IsTreason Don't take my word for it. Read. Then vote.

[Greg Petersen @GregJPete]

@enuroz What kind of state school do you attend?

[Greg Petersen @GregJPete]

@brclothwrites A rejection

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@virtuallyleslie Hope you are well. I understand

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@joncoopertweets A partially-microwaved Muppet

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I'm pretty sure @sebastianbach forgot to add Cincinnati to his tour. Can that be remedied?

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I'm just grateful that @target uses proper grammar. Every other store states 10 or less.

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13.1 miles later.

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My friendly neighborhood soothsayer gave me a warning about today. #idesofmarch

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@jm_meunier Pretty sure it was Count Chocula. It makes sense on many levels

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@norwescon looks fun. Gotta look into that

[Greg Petersen @GregJPete]

@mariabamfoo I should spend more time online. One day I'll check in on time

[Greg Petersen @GregJPete]

Yes, that is #john5 on my arm.

[Greg Petersen @GregJPete]

I hope nobody needs me because I will be offline for a while reading @mariabamfoo