Real Greg Joyce

I am the one the one, don't need no Joyce, rollz Royce, always leave girls moist, everyone knows Rowan’s my home. mess around , I’ll fuck you up on cod warzone

[Real Greg Joyce @GregJoyceBitch]

SMH, I go out to landy with Kasie and a bunch of people last week, and now one week later she’s trying to act like she’s my friend again, like we went out one time… with FRIENDS! STOP ASKING ME FOR FEET PICS

[Real Greg Joyce @GregJoyceBitch]

Gonna get a blue check mark so people finally believe that I’m official. Idk why people don’t believe I’m me.

[Real Greg Joyce @GregJoyceBitch]

@TheTreyParker hey did you leave a tshirt here, when you moved out, that says “not in it for the money… just the coochie”? If it’s yours I’ll set it aside next time you’re here. lmk though because if not I’ll have to give Derek a call

[Real Greg Joyce @GregJoyceBitch]

I sent them and now I no longer see fed… don’t let others go through your phone fellas

[Real Greg Joyce @GregJoyceBitch]

If twitters going down there’s probably no better time to confess. About a year and a half ago Kasie texted me asking for feet pics.

[Real Greg Joyce @GregJoyceBitch]

If twitters going down there’s probably no better time to confess. About a year and a half ago Kasie texted me asking for feet pics.

[Real Greg Joyce @GregJoyceBitch]

@kcwildermuth This isn’t your only toxic trait

[Real Greg Joyce @GregJoyceBitch]

Spending the days with the OG roommates at the blue… but like the second OG roommates. And not Kasie.

[Real Greg Joyce @GregJoyceBitch]

@kcwildermuth They added a bit of spice to my life at least. These are uninteresting crazy people.

[Real Greg Joyce @GregJoyceBitch]

I’m not going to lie, I kind of miss the type of guys Kasie used to bring here… the ones Pete brings back are kinda crazy

[Real Greg Joyce @GregJoyceBitch]

Happy national gf day #iykyk

[Real Greg Joyce @GregJoyceBitch]

@kcwildermuth @TheTreyParker Andre Blake would’ve been a good basketball coach

[Real Greg Joyce @GregJoyceBitch]

@kcwildermuth Seahawks* I know ball

[Real Greg Joyce @GregJoyceBitch]

@kcwildermuth *me with the seagulls every football season*

[Real Greg Joyce @GregJoyceBitch]

Dude I don’t care if peeties leg is broken. I shouldn’t have to give him a piggie-back ride up the steps everytime that he wants to come up and downstairs. Also having to tuck him in every nights a little weird.

[Real Greg Joyce @GregJoyceBitch]

Yeah you can come pick up those edible socks you left here whenever I’ll be home all week

[Kasie @kcwildermuth]

@GregJoyceBitch Text me back u whore

[Real Greg Joyce @GregJoyceBitch]

@TheTreyParker Not me woodstown is too far of a drive for me

[Real Greg Joyce @GregJoyceBitch]

House feels lonely nowadays 😞

[Real Greg Joyce @GregJoyceBitch]

@kcwildermuth Day 1 of Kasie living in woodstown and I already miss bullying my roommate everyday

[Real Greg Joyce @GregJoyceBitch]

YOU HEARD IT HERE… KASIE JUST ADMITTED TO EATING ASS, GET YOUR EDIBLE UNDERWEAR GIFT CARDS READY. GREAT CHRISTMAS PRESENT IDEA!!!

[Real Greg Joyce @GregJoyceBitch]

@HoundDawgHarry @TheTreyParker @TheTreyParker @TheTreyParker @TheTreyParker