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Rg3 has same chance of doing well in Cleveland as he does picking up a turd by clean end! #nocleanend

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@KenCarmanShow The new Cleveland Browns tradition will be blowing the horn to signal the Canon that shoots a dog out of it!
#newtradition

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Sucking fell check I’m sick of your ship

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@KenCarmanShow way to go Cleveland Browns on the new hires successfully proving math and science are dumb! #Analytics

[Stow Smiles @StowSmiles]

New animated logo!

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Check out @StowSmiles

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Thank you vanity plates for showing me so many creative ways Diva! #Deva #Divva #Deeva #juststop

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I had motivation to do stuff tonight, but then the sun went down at 5 o’clock now I’m over it!

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Ok we got 1 day to plan so let's spend half the day drinking!

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I drank the exact right amount of alcohol last night...then I drank 11 more! #whyareyoutypingsoloud

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I can finally get that face tattoo I always wanted! #ALLin216 #no-regerts

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I'm hoping for a MiraCLE in the oraCLE!!! #believe #CLE216

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@CLETalkingHeads The questionnaire given to Johnny Manzel before the draft!

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@KenCarmanShow I feel like prom parent for the Browns just wondering what kind of bad decisions the Browns will make tonight

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Did you know the human body contains enough bones to create a whole skeleton #truefact

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I was in the library looking for the self help section but no one would help me find it?!? #selfneedshelp

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I have to pee so bad that I got swimmers ear!

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Kinda wondering what early man was doing to a cow when he discovered milk? #utuchedacowwhere

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Ok spell check I've had about enough of your ship!

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Fat people are harder to kidnap #soigotthatgoingforme