Greg Markwardt

Big nerd, big reader, and often making a big fool of myself, but I am working on that last bit.

[Greg Markwardt @GregMarkwardt]

Popping on briefly to say I like BlooSkie best so far. Same handle. If you are a mutual who needs an invite code, get in touch.

[Greg Markwardt @GregMarkwardt]

Pretty clear this place is spiralling downwards fast, and I don't want to be on it any longer. I'm on Mastadon at @GregMarkwardt @mas.to (No space) if anyone wants to look me up there. Might try Bluesky too at some point.

[SHANE REACTION @imshanereaction]

Perhaps Sinead O'Connors greatest hit

[Michael J. Miraflor @michaelmiraflor]

Saw this posted on LinkedIn as a leader’s recommended reading list (or something along those lines).

Once again I am begging of you, please read more fiction. I promise that it will do more for you vs another productivity optimization book.

[Jesse Hawken @jessehawken]

Ridley Scott blew it by not putting a morbid slow cover version of ABBA's "Waterloo" on the Napoleon trailer

[Vivian @suchnerve]

ADHD person about to make a mistake: “I’ll put my drink in the freezer so it cools faster!”

[Craig Charles @CCfunkandsoul]

Every episode of red dwarf ever recorded has just landed on the ⁦@BBCiPlayer⁩.Only took just over 3 million https://t.co/HeVLJgdo1N’s to the next generation of https://t.co/7CxMbNQ8FA let’s get out there and twat it💪🏽

[Greg Markwardt @GregMarkwardt]

@andywaterman 13 Storey Treehouse might be pitched about right for him.

[Greg Markwardt @GregMarkwardt]

Watching Addams family values with my kids and they are on their third rewatch of the Summer camp Indian rebellion, shrieking with glee each time.

[Jake Hanrahan @Jake_Hanrahan]

This parasite copied the work I did on HHK from over a year ago and has repackaged it as an “exclusive”. He also tried to extort the fighters by saying he’d only buy their merch if they gave him an interview. Scum. Fuck The Sun.

My work on this: https://t.co/rDeBPdryOw

[The_Content_Apologist @andreww1967]

Roger Taylor and Sam Ryder look like they're watching a huge Cylon fleet approaching the Battlestar Galactica.

[Greg Markwardt @GregMarkwardt]

Moldova there, looking like a Jedi Master you wouldn't leave alone with a Padawan. #Eurovisionpowerzone2023

[Greg Markwardt @GregMarkwardt]

Finland got the brief. About time. #europeanpowerzone2023

[Greg Markwardt @GregMarkwardt]

@choochoobear It's like an insanely camp battle of the bands where each country gets one band votes for the best. It's great for a watch party if you've got the right crowd.

[Greg Markwardt @GregMarkwardt]

This guy just has six trained bears and he moves them back and forth every day. Honestly, I respect the grift.

[𝐃𝐄𝐕𝐎𝐍™ @Devon_OnEarth]

Japanese guy on this documentary relocating a black bear away from civilisation just said he moves "up to 6 bears a day". Cunt no you absolutely do not. That's SO many fucking bears

[Sky News @SkyNews]

People watching the ceremony will be invited to say the words: "I swear that I will pay true allegiance to Your Majesty, and to your heirs and successors according to law - so help me God" https://t.co/YfomZJSK8e

[Greg Markwardt @GregMarkwardt]

@GretchenKoch The first post is far from obvious, but it's definitely satire. A parody of "left the left" grifters.

[Greg Markwardt @GregMarkwardt]

@peters_gerry @anon_opin I wonder what could possibly pay for it?