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@MikeNellis “You’re no John Kennedy.” —Lloyd Bentsen

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@dog_rates Smol

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@HFLarry69 I enjoy anything that includes t.u. losing.

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@CBSNews Hillary Clinton…made a “terrible mistake” by running for election in 2016…another Democratic nominee would have defeated President Trump had the party held a competitive primary.

There, fixed it for you.

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@WhskyHawk @garonsen What about electing a multiple-offense drunk driver as governor?

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@NewsUFL @ThrowBackFrog I wouldn’t bet on it.

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@ThrowBackFrog @FreddyLA7

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@Number10cat “The crowd is on the pitch”

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@swd2 @MalcolmNance Good, if they’d keep her.

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@TravisHeim A way to enjoy Taco Bell without the intestinal side effects.

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@PatrickSvitek @LauraRBelin Lahn for Gauleiter of Iowa

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@DMRegister Lahn is not running for governor, but Gauleiter.

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@MikeNellis

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@the_autopian Poke-yoke

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@KwikTrip What happened to “IC3” over the PA?

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@millermeeks Sounds like your health care plan.

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@NoContextBrits I put away a tenner
Each week to make her better.

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@NoContextBrits Hee-hee!

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