George Sloshington

Dispensing liberty and justice to all since 1776 | Avid hater of all things British | Consumer of beer

[George Sloshington @GregSloshington]

Your ass is grass, and I’m the mower. You can’t keep ducking me forever, George. You know where to find me…

[George Sloshington @GregSloshington]

@PorchBeersInc @realmartydaniel @snowcledus4 @JackiePoon33 #PissinAndDrinkin

[George Sloshington @GregSloshington]

Roll call
@realmartydaniel @snowcledus4 @PorchBeersInc @JackiePoon33 @90scountrypower

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@PorchBeersInc @JackiePoon33 @realmartydaniel @snowcledus4 @90scountrypower @mhmhmhmhmhmhmui that looks fucking immaculate

[George Sloshington @GregSloshington]

roll call @PorchBeersInc @JackiePoon33 @realmartydaniel @snowcledus4 @90scountrypower @mhmhmhmhmhmhmui

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@snowcledus4 #LimeSlut

[George Sloshington @GregSloshington]

Big #Friyay today. Rumor has it there will be a keg and a campfire at the function tonight. However, sources are telling me it is a BYOGA

#BeerMe #BallMeBlazer #FireMeUp

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@snowcledus4 @PorchBeersInc Scared

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@snowcledus4 @PorchBeersInc Affirmative #SlutDuck

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#Friyay

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Benjamin Netanyahu is so mad we made it to #Friyay

@realmartydaniel @snowcledus4 @90scountrypower @PorchBeersInc @JackiePoon33

#BeerMe

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@PorchBeersInc

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Breaking news, @realmartydaniel is a Mossad agent

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Been almost a month since a @realmartydaniel Tweet, he must be sober for good now. What a shame

#SundayFunDay #DontTouchMyPBR #PourMeAnotherOne

[George Sloshington @GregSloshington]

I bet @JackiePoon33 is probably sober right now. Spending his #Friyay drinking cucumber water

[George Sloshington @GregSloshington]

Haven’t heard from @realmartydaniel in ages. Must’ve forgotten his Twitter login after all that time spent at his lake front property

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Have a horrible case of the shits this #Friyay. Time to bunker down and consume 15 Guinness Extra Stouts to calm things down. Let’s have a day gents

@realmartydaniel @snowcledus4 @PorchBeersInc @JackiePoon33 @90scountrypower

#BeerMe #RIPTK #PourMeAnotherOne

[George Sloshington @GregSloshington]

Gents, we made. It’s officially #Friyay. Tonight lets take out our rum, grab our Coca Cola ™️ from the fridge, and enjoy #friyay the way TK would have wanted us to

@90scountrypower @snowcledus4 @PorchBeersInc @JackiePoon33

#BeerForMyHorses #RedSoloCup #DriveBy #COCRaidWeekend

[Snowman @snowcledus4]

It’s going to be a great #Friyay @realmartydaniel @GregSloshington @PorchBeersInc @JackiePoon33
#YouLoveIt
#RIPTK

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@realmartydaniel @snowcledus4 @JackiePoon33 @PorchBeersInc touché

[George Sloshington @GregSloshington]

Get your money up, not your funny up
@realmartydaniel @snowcledus4 @JackiePoon33 @PorchBeersInc

#BingoSlut