Greg Switzer

We're Man United and we're never gonna stoppppp 🇾🇪

[The Larkinite @Larkinite1913]

Obsessed with this video of The Monk coming out with three separate and equally bizarre pronunciations of the word "pub" in the space of four seconds

[𝐅𝐥𝐢𝐜𝐤 𝐗𝐭𝐫𝐚 @harryfcb21]

Football will never reach this level of perfection again

[Colin Millar @Millar_Colin]

Michael Carrick has managed four matches at Manchester United. Has beaten Unai Emery, Mikel Arteta and Pep Guardiola. Drawn with Thomas Tuchel. Remains unbeaten.

[Adam @AdamMUFC24]

Gary Neville and Roy Keane are a total and utter embarrassment to @ManUtd and need to just fuck off.

Its like the Overlap and those two are competing with Scholes and Butt's channel to who can trash the club the most and win the award for most toxic ex-player.. 🤬🤬🤬

Michael Carrick has been interim head coach for 2 days and already before we've even kicked a ball under him you've got them trash talking him, pilling on pressure and ripping shreds of the coaching team.

Its pathetic, its dripping with jealousy and pure ragebait engagement farming. Its does NOTHING to help the club they claim to care about.

You've got that bitter twat Keane having a pop at Carrick's wife? Like WTF, its Day 2!! For those of you that don't know the history, Carrick's wife called Roy Keane out back in 2014 when Keane was busy throwing Carrick under the bus saying he was finished at Utd. She was right back then, Keane was a prick and still very much is.

He's becoming the token joke act, playing up to his grudge-holding persona for the cameras. He trashes Sir Alex Ferguson and all the managers and players. Its not football insights, its just being a dick for the sake of being a dick.

As for Gary Neville - such a wet fish. Changes his mind every week, contradicts himself at every turn. Wants Utd DNA, someone that knows the club, until his mate Keane disagrees and now its Ancelotti, Simeone?

Whats more scary, is the board supposedly listen to these guys and consider what they have to say. If they do then they don't deserve any respect as 99% of what these guys say is pure entertainment, for TV, for the camera's.

The only one that talks any sense on that show is Ian Wright. He constantly defends Utd, the players, the manager whilst they are busy trashing, piling on the pressure and bring the most wild, stupid takes.

They are a massive part of the problem at this football club. Recently we've seen managers and players of Manchester United talk about the negative impact these ex-players are having, we've got rival managers and players all over the game that can see how toxic they are and mentioning it... and yet huge parts of our own fanbase are still here agreeing with them and adding to the pile on and toxic environment.

As each day passes I have more and more respect for David Beckham and all the other ex-Manchester United players that don't feel the need trash the very club that gave most of them the most success of their careers.

[Adam @AdamMUFC24]

Fuck off Gary - you havn't helped one bit and quite frankly Manchester United supporters are sick to death of hearing your opinions.

18 months ago it was "Manchester United need a manager with a system"
Now its "Manchester United need a manager that fits the DNA of the club"

How's about Manchester United need the Glazers to fully fuck off?

How about stop telling Manchester United what they need when you can't even sort out Salford?

How's about Manchester United need you and your shitty employers to stop obsessing and over analysing everything the Utd manager does?

How about being fair in your punditry and treating managers of United how you treat managers of Spurs, Liverpool and just about every other club?

Just a thought?

[Hater Central @TheHateCentral]

Florian Wirtz in the Premier League:

0 Goals
0 Assists
14 Matches

THE FIRST 007 WAS SO NICE, HE HAD TO DO IT TWICE 🥶🥶🥶

[Ireland Football ⚽️🇮🇪 @IrelandFootball]

Troy Parrott, take your place on the pantheon of Irish greats 🇮🇪

[Anwar El Ghazi @elghazi1995]

Another day, another hearing, another appeal but still the same old outcome; a loss for FSV Mainz 05.

Regular defeats on the football pitch clearly aren’t enough for the board of the club so they keep coming back for more losses in the German courts !

I am grateful to the German courts for serving justice and seeing through the baseless and nonsensical claims of the club.

Let me be clear, the statement from the serial losers FSV Mainz 05 following their latest defeat is as deluded as their entire dealings and proceedings against me. I have never had, nor will I ever have, any consensus with any person or organisation which seeks to silence those standing for justice and humanity. My values can never align with any organisation whose values and convictions are to blindly stand with those accused of flagrantly breaching International law and perpetrating genocide.

No one is above the law.

Let this latest victory send a loud and clear to message to the warmongers, their accomplices and the deluded board members of FSV Mainz 05; you cannot, and will not, silence the voices of the Palestinians and their advocates. Viva Palestina !!!

[Adrian Weckler @adrianweckler]

Life moves pretty fast

[Adam @AdamJoseph]

Gary Neville is the best right back the Premier League has ever had. Because of his punditry, his modern public image & his humble self-perception as a player means his career is largely underrated.

You don't stumble into 8 Premier League titles, or be named in PL TOTY 5x times, or be part of a Treble winning side, or represent England 85 times, or Captain your club for half a decade.

None of this is an accident. He earned it & then some.

[Greg Switzer @GregSwitzy]

Up the fuckin reds laddddd

[centredevils. @centredevils]

🚨🚨🎙️| Marcus Rashford on Cristiano Ronaldo:

“Cristiano is the player who represented his country the most and in the best way possible. I was lucky to play with him.

“Watching him up close taught me what it means to stay at the top for so many years.”

[SK Media @SpaghettiKozak]

Fuck this worthless, unfunny, cowardly dipshit and every other dipshit who thinks he's clever or worth listening to. You don't get to play the liberal after you helped elect that pedo. You own everything he does.

[Algeria FC @Algeria_FC]

The ball talked and said free Palestine

[Greg Switzer @GregSwitzy]

Laughed for years about the absolute pitiful candidates America landed on for Presidential races, but by God we have given them a run for their money this year. The residual now being that Catherine Connolly is probably in the lead based on doing a few keepie uppies 😂 #Aras25

[Chris McMenamy @cmcmenamy_]

A generational pintman winning it in the US after spending three days telling finance bros to fuck off. Have to respect it.

[Golden State Warriors @warriors]

When we say "shoot for the stars", this is what we mean ✨

[Paul Manc Bald and Bred @MufcWonItAll2]

The Stretford end serenade Garnacho

"Who's that rat from Argentina" 🤣

[Greg Switzer @GregSwitzy]

@JacobsBen @UtdTickets @FabrizioRomano The games gone. We just cant match the finances of superpowers like Trabzonspor. Oh well

[Eleanor Neale @ELEANORXNEALE]

Her tampon was forced so impossibly deep into her that it had to be removed with forceps at the hospital