3rd Leg Greg

Magil’s Friend

[3rd Leg Greg @GregTheLegIII]

“Umbrellas are gay”
“Ur a homo if u use an umbrella”
Said the soaking wet retard to the dry man

[3rd Leg Greg @GregTheLegIII]

Bringing Sheepsteeler to the war is such a bone head play. Aemond is so weird 🤮🤮

[3rd Leg Greg @GregTheLegIII]

They could never take me away from you

[3rd Leg Greg @GregTheLegIII]

@SheNeedC 🤥🤥

[3rd Leg Greg @GregTheLegIII]

Usually I can pick up on it but this Uber driver is speaking some shit I’ve never heard before #scared #dontkillme

[3rd Leg Greg @GregTheLegIII]

@mclabets2 1. Chipper zyn
2. Black Coffee (grow up) zyn
3. 6th beer zyn
4. Post Gym Zyn
5. Post Practice/Game Zyn

[3rd Leg Greg @GregTheLegIII]

unreal amount of “yups” and fake laughs and this Uber driver still won’t shut up #imhungbeans

[3rd Leg Greg @GregTheLegIII]

How long until restaurants offer complimentary zyns instead of mints?

[3rd Leg Greg @GregTheLegIII]

@theTLCtickler I live my life by “if it ain’t broke don’t fix it”

[3rd Leg Greg @GregTheLegIII]

Exit Row Window Seat and LoTR Return of the King 🔒🔒#donteventrytofuckwithme

[3rd Leg Greg @GregTheLegIII]

“What’s the appropriate amount to drink at a happy hour as an intern?” Don’t know don’t care getting tossed on the corporate card tonight

[3rd Leg Greg @GregTheLegIII]

Bennedict Mathurin is a damn thug he was a thug against the knicks and he’s a thug now

[3rd Leg Greg @GregTheLegIII]

Internship-> Gym-> National Treasure Marathon on TNT 😫😫😫

[3rd Leg Greg @GregTheLegIII]

@ybpsmeeths Never related harder #whatiscorporateamerica

[3rd Leg Greg @GregTheLegIII]

Not even in the bar yet and I’m ripping farts like there’s nothing to lose

[3rd Leg Greg @GregTheLegIII]

Saw the high school ex tonight and to no one’s surprise she’s still got it

[3rd Leg Greg @GregTheLegIII]

Kirkland Mode.

[3rd Leg Greg @GregTheLegIII]

See you in a second Pawn Stars

[3rd Leg Greg @GregTheLegIII]

Sup Reacher ($60 of TBell down the drain)