Greg Nicholson

Septuagenarian layabout. Former editor, writer, professional driver. Inveterate smartass.

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@JoJoFromJerz @atrupar Peewee’s obscure cousin.

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@kevin_nealon Where was he arrested?

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@JLCauvin Probably won’t make the top 10 reasons Trump is a scourge, but his decorating taste is decidedly felonious.

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@JLCauvin And haven’t had a single whiff in the centre of the Canadian prairies. Slap a tariff on that, Donny. 👃🏼🔥⚡️😁

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@kevin_nealon I did, thanks, but I still miss the toaster oven.

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@DanHardwareLab @rickygervais Psycho dad, psycho dad…

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@atrupar Somehow we’ll find the strength to go on.

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@roywoodjr Is this an international event?, because the Toronto Maple Leafs have two years on the Jets.

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@MJMcKean So it goes.

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@MJMcKean Easy Rider… Ni-ck! Ni-ck!

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@JoJoFromJerz Or a stunningly large turd or puddle of vomit.

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@kevin_nealon Do your… balls hang low, do they wobble to and fro, can you tie ’em in a knot, can you tie ’em in a bow, can you throw ’em o’er your shoulder like a continental soldier, do your balls hang low?

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@StephHammy Another birthday.

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@kevin_nealon I don’t think it will work, because I’m 74 and easily frightened.

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@JLCauvin Not much fear of going too low there.

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@kevin_nealon Bring back the three-holer!

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@CrazyFenaker @atrupar Eephus.

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@kevin_nealon Or you might simply wish to gaze in awe!

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@JLCauvin And as far as I know we didn’t even have to threaten to not let him back in Canada.

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@StephHammy I assume you have photos?