Chef Stacy

Can’t figure out how to delete Twitter.

[Chef Stacy @GregersonStacy]

I heard a commercial for @MapQuest and a rumor that @RadioShackUSA is coming back. Things don’t seem to be progressing.

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Spent years working on my algorithm, then you watch one more Lena Dunham show. #backtogirls #toomuch #notenough #fuckingloveit #thankyoulenadunham

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Last night I saw headlights shine through an overgrown lawn with dandelion and felt like I was in a studio ghibli movie. Magic really is everywhere. #NoMowMay #studioghibli #MAGIC

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@CDCgov Happy Thanksgiving to you too, CDC. 🙄

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Can’t be mad at the new soft cheese spread, sometimes being the worst is still pretty amazing. This only applies to cheese.

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I’m thankful for Facebook marketplace. #Thankful

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Holidays with family are so triggering, I think my mom wants to actually kill my dad. #truecrime #midwestholidays

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I wish I could watch #saltburn for the first time again.

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So #abigail is at the heart a Mother’s Day movie.

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My daughter is an artist.

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Is it too early to decorate for Halloween?

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My daughter is having a tonsillectomy on Monday, and my mom is such a Midwest mensch.

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New healthcare plan.

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Just popped a balloon with a small knife and panicked and slightly stabbed myself behind the ear.

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@quiteunusualpod

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My husband. Just called me. By my first name. I’m sobbing. What did I do to deserve this.

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Our son had to go to the groomer. #toonce #handsomeboy

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Me: I’m afraid to post on #x because I don’t know what to call it.
My Husband: Start a new social media called Formerly Known As Twitter.

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100% obsessed

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@CDCgov I’ll only deal with big turtles. So safe. Never washing my hands.