Gregg Martini. (You heard me.)

Crunking it out in brandvertisingtainment. Also musician/songwriter, semi-actor. Follower of Bigfoot & hater of Twitter profile character count limitati

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@ThinkerThunker Fresh from the headlines. Only proportional DNA can save the day!

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@Local12 Yes and waiting for the raff’s comments to “go back where u came from,” Lol

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The sound of two puckering holes coming together

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[Arlen Gun Club @ArlenGun]

Clip of our new song tentatively titled “Malding” from our show last weekend at the Northside Tavern 📸: Sami Meece

[Doug Stanhope @DougStanhope]

"So I said to Jesus, 'When there was only one set of footprints in the sand, why did you leave me?'

And Jesus said 'That's where I blew out my flip-flop, stepped on a pop top, cut my heel had to cruise on back home."

Jesus was a Parrothead.

Jimmy Buffet is gonna be just fine.

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@bobandtom As they say where exotic snakes don't live, "Yeah, nope."

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@FOX19 Arnold’s

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@bobandtom, Jeff, I’m not crying, YOU are…thnx for the fitting tribute been waiting for. RIP, Ron!

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@warm985 Hi, Warm 98! Wanted to share the premier of this important and fun fundraiser/concert benefitting the Cincinnati Alzheimer’s Association Thurs. night at @WoodwardTheater. Hosted by your own @amandaorlando. Tix in advance at https://t.co/tXXuQNcyRD. Thankyou!

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@WMKV893 Hi, WMKV! Wanted to share the premier of this important and fun fundraiser/concert benefitting the Cincinnati Alzheimer’s Association Thurs. night at @WoodwardTheater. Tix in advance at https://t.co/tXXuQNcyRD. Thankyou!

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@917wvxu Hi, WVXU! Wanted to share the premier of this important and fun fundraiser/concert benefitting the Cincinnati Alzheimer’s Association Thurs. night at @WoodwardTheater. Tix in advance at https://t.co/tXXuQNcyRD. Thankyou!

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@Enquirer Hi, Enquirer! Wanted to share the premier of this important and fun fundraiser/concert benefitting the Cincinnati Alzheimer’s Association Thurs. night at @WoodwardTheater. Tix in advance at https://t.co/tXXuQNcyRD. Thankyou!

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@Local12 Hi, Ch. 12! Wanted to share the premier of this important and fun fundraiser/concert benefitting the Cincinnati Alzheimer’s Association Thurs. night at @WoodwardTheater. Tix in advance at https://t.co/tXXuQNcyRD. Thankyou!

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@WCPO Hi, Ch. 9! Wanted to share the premier of this important and fun fundraiser/concert benefitting the Cincinnati Alzheimer’s Association Thurs. night at @WoodwardTheater. Thankyou!

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@WLWT Hi, Ch. 5! Wanted to share the premier of this important and fun fundraiser/concert benefitting the Cincinnati Alzheimer’s Association Thurs. night at @WoodwardTheater. Thankyou!

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@FOX19 Hi, Fox19. Wanted to share the premier of this important and fun fundraiser/concert benefitting the Cincinnati Alzheimer’s Association Thurs. night at @WoodwardTheater. Thankyou!

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@nathaliejacoby1 Can u spot the asshole? (Hint: he lies between the two fingers.)

[Capt. Joseph Daniel Votto @CaptJosephVotto]

Dearest Mother —
I am back.
— Joseph

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@IiIsquid Good. It’s making your arms gigantic. (Seriously, fill your lungs with nothing but air. Go to CA Woods Preserve and suck up that.) #dadlife

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“the park said the safety of their guests and associates is always their top priority.” And at the bottom of expenses. Lol!

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Mason police respond to multiple incidents at Kings Island over weekend https://t.co/XJltfKlEya